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3+4=34

How do I play a violin?

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You play it like a basketball

how do I do gymnastic?

Should I? Purhapse. Will I? Nooo, Do I enjoy being difficult? Mooost deffently!
"I just want to live, is that so wrong? Why doesn't anybody else want that?"

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The same way you’d drink a glass of champagne!

How do you watch a film?

~you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love~

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what do you mean by watch it? didn't you know you have to swim the film? :grin:

How do you read a book?

Should I? Purhapse. Will I? Nooo, Do I enjoy being difficult? Mooost deffently!
"I just want to live, is that so wrong? Why doesn't anybody else want that?"

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you can turn the book upside down and toss it into the pool !!! then take it out and then you can scribble into it. i thought everyone knew this :cute:
do you have curly hair?

brookline quinn | peter smith
is it female rage or am i just my father’s daughter?

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Blueberries :cute:

What is the square root of 4?

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-2
Is tomato a fruit or a vegetable?

DR

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I live in the ocean

How do I swim?

enciclopedia
sta • 4 | eva • 5 | str • 4 | wis • 8 | arcp • 6 | acc • 8

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Sleep on a bed

How to a perfect riding a skateboard

ℳℯ𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓈𝒶 ℬ𝓁𝒶𝓀ℯ
"Just because you put a piece of smelly Camembert in a box doesn't stop it from smelling."

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By donating your skateboard and never even looking at one again. Instead, You should take up horseback riding :grin:

How do I make the best Matcha

By the words of the wisest cat I ever knew:
"Don't be mousebrained!"
Stamina 6 • Evasion 7 • Strength 4 • Wisdom 6 •
Arcane power 4• Accuracy 8