Bad Advice

Turn the lights off and randomly pick clothes from your closet.

How can I get myself to be less distracted by Hio?

“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!”
- Maya Angelou
Bad Advice
Do something else duhhhh

How do I make Roger Taylor or Brian May to notice me?

|| Charmer || Statistically Relevant ||
|| Stamina - 5 || Evasion - 6 || Strength - 11 || Wisdom - 7 || Arcane Power - 6 || Accuracy - 7 ||
Bad Advice
Just slide into their DMs but make it really stalkerish and creepy. They will notice AND remember you.

How can I meet Hugh Jackman?

You will face many defeats in life but never allow yourself to be defeated
-Maya Angelou
Bad Advice
Go somewhere he is and scream COME MEET ME! I WANT TO KNOW YOUU! He will come talk to you. 

How can I go to a concert now?

STAMINA: 6 EVASION: 5 STRENGTH: 6 WISDOM: 7 ARCANE POWER: 5
ACCURACY: 6
Wren Caster
"The future doesn't belong to the fainthearted; it belongs to the brave."
Bad Advice
Sneak out of the house and convince the singers to hold one


How do I watch Hamilton live?

Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold byyyye!
Bad Advice
Kidnap the actors. Just don't kill them!

My dog is barking too much. What should I do?
Bad Advice
Get mad at him, so that he barks more.

My hair is dirty, what should I do?

Martial Artist
STA●8
EVA●6
STR●9
WIS●4
ARC●4
ACC●9
Bad Advice
You should wash your hair with sand and salt mixing with oil.

My stomach is empty, what should I do?
Bad Advice
@Riley Swan that made me laugh :laugh:

Bad advice: Dont eat in 200 years

I dont like schoolwork.

Martial Artist
STA●8
EVA●6
STR●9
WIS●4
ARC●4
ACC●9
Bad Advice
@May Moonstar I'm glad you laughed!

You should stop working.

I want to marry the sun, what should I do?