Dear mother's request

It was Ethan's 2nd day at Hogwarts when he received his first owl. He was walking along the halls when a Great Gray Owl flew over to him. Feeling slightly embarrassed and wondering why she hadn't waited for times in which a letter was appropriate, he pulled a white letter with his family's coat of arms.
It read:
Dear Eathan,
I am finished dealing with your disgusting obsession with Muggles. I demand that as soon as you get the money, you must use it to buy Natures Nobility.
SERIOUSLY, your dissapointed Mom
Ethan was very unhappy. Not only had his mother misspelled his name, but she had also named him! He would not waste his galleons on that horrible book. He found the idea repulsive. Even worse, people who saw him were sneering at him. A tall boy from Slytherin came over and told him.
"Getting some help from your mummy, you poor little baby..." Ethan ignored him and stomped away. He should have expected this from his mother. He just thought maybe she might have been more polite after the embarrassing incident that happened before he left his home. But, you can't have everything, can you? At least he wasn't sent a howler.