Back 133 / 143

Bad Advice

hit your head with something heavy until you go to sleep ! it might hurt when you wake up but it's temporary


how do i reach the minimum amount of lines on a paper i'm writing !?
Keep your head up, just keep on dreaming
Bad Advice
Just write random words to fill up space! Your teacher won't notice!

How do I get better at singing?
You will face many defeats in life but never allow yourself to be defeated
-Maya Angelou
Bad Advice
Ask the Fat lady that's guarding the Gryffindor tower for tips!

How do I get an Outstanding mark in Potions?
Bad Advice
Do the reverse of what the professor is telling you.

How do I get someone to like me?
It passed you up and slipped you by. But we're all bound to end up back to where we started
Damion White || Dylan Rhys (Durmstrang iNPC) || Argento Phelan-Perceval (Adult)
Bad Advice
Ignore them, eventually they will want your attention.

How do I get good at quidditch?
Bad Advice
Don't practise. All the tips from other players will confuse you. Just believe that you are already perfect.

How do I finish writing my book?
“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!”
- Maya Angelou
Bad Advice
Go and watch videos and pins of writing tips and look at documentaries about famous writers. It sure won't depress you and stop you from writing.

How do I prevent myself from becoming a dark wizard ?
Memory is all we are. Moments and feelings, captured in amber, strung on filaments of reason. Take a man’s memories and you take all of him. Chip away a memory at a time and you destroy him as surely as if you hammered nail after nail through his skull
Bad Advice
Just be really mean to other people and dont be helpfull at all if they need your help.

How am I going to become popular in school ?
The measure of intelligence is the ability to Change …
A. Einstein
Bad Advice
Shout at everyone "HEY, PLEASE LIKE ME!"

How do I earn more Galleons? I want a Marauders' Map. 
“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!”
- Maya Angelou
Bad Advice
if you steal some of your dorm mates' money it'll be fine, i doubt they'll notice if you swap them for chocolate buttons

i really want to cut my hair but i can't, what should i do ?
Keep your head up, just keep on dreaming
Back 133 / 143