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By banging a cat with a pot!

How to I tell someone I like them?

Someone told me I run like a girl. I said that if they ran faster they could to.

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You play dumb and act like you hate them I'm actually in that predicament rn so if you have any advice let me know :sweatingbullets:

How do I cook a killer lasagna?

By the words of the wisest cat I ever knew:
"Don't be mousebrained!"
Stamina 6 • Evasion 7 • Strength 4 • Wisdom 6 •
Arcane power 4• Accuracy 8

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You poison it and forget to actually cook it!

How do I pet a dog?

Someone told me I run like a girl. I said that if they ran faster they could to.

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Role for initiative
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What happend if I eat a neion pink carrot?

By the words of the wisest cat I ever knew:
"Don't be mousebrained!"
Stamina 6 • Evasion 7 • Strength 4 • Wisdom 6 •
Arcane power 4• Accuracy 8

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You turn into a alien

How do you tell what time it is?

Someone told me I run like a girl. I said that if they ran faster they could to.

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By changing my shirt

What is your name

"Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect." - Luna Lovegood | GEORGE CALDER|
STA - 6 EVA - 6 STR - 5 WIS - 8 ARC - 5 ACC - 5

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George Washington.

When is new years?

Someone told me I run like a girl. I said that if they ran faster they could to.

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30th February

How do you drive a car ?

⋆。𓂀 𝒜𝓇𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓎𝒶 𝒥𝓊𝓈𝓉𝒶 𓂀⋆。˚

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By eating pancakes

How do I make my lunch?

Someone told me I run like a girl. I said that if they ran faster they could to.

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By spitting on your brother's tooth brush

How do I play piano?

My Ency
☆ 𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕𝕪 ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕜 ☆
“She was a sunshine girl who was learning to play in the rain.”
INPC - Cory Hanes