Bad Advice

Just pour hot water on your face...it'll wake you right up. As for the perfectionist thing... Just continue to be one there's no harm in it.

I have a hard time getting used to being graduated from high school. I can't seem to get it in my mind that I'm in college.

It might help you to transition if you revisit your high school unannounced! Try sitting in your old classes and seeing how long it takes your old teachers to recognize you. What could go wrong?

I'm getting cold, but I don't want to turn on the heater or use any electricity to warm myself up. What should I do?

(That got me to chuckle thank you for that! My old teachers would be beyond confused!)

Just run around the house and make all kinds of noise to warm your body up with exercise. Make sure to be loud enough to disturb anyone in the house who may be working or anything.

I always have problems staying up really late playing on my phone or laptop what should I do?

Play on your phone or laptop until past midnight - then it's no longer late, but early!

My friends think I'm too weird, and I think they're too boring. How can I make them either accept my weirdness or be as weird as I am?

Be even weirder! Asserting dominance will make them cave soon enough.

I can never remember where I put stuff down, what should I do?

Start hiding everything.

I can't focus on this science class, how can I better focus?

Drink the off limit bottles in the back one of them is bound to fix your eyesight.


My hair just won't stay straight after using an iron, what should I do?

You should definalty try dipping it in wet cement and scraping of the eccess with a fork


Im really hungry, but absolutly nothing sounds good, what should I do?

Just don't eat until something sounds good.

I really want another dog or maybe a cat but my dad won't let me get one. What should I do?

Beg loudly and constantly 
That always works


My brother cries a lot
How do I get him to shut up)