Ridiculously wrong answers!

Because it is in your house

Why is America independent

Because it is under the control of the United Kingdom

What is the capital of Australia?

There is no Australia

What is the Common Wealth

the common wealth is something you bring with you to a restaurant and play a stupid game with people you don’t know
what is a pfp?

Your grades

What is my initials

two numbers that identify you
what is germ-x?

A School

What is SOLOMON LEAR’s job

I am the following:

Professional staircase whisperer. I negotiate with moving stairs for better morale.

I am a certified owl chiropractor, business is always booming.

I am the lead producer of "Keeping Up With the Purebloods" on the Wizarding Network Radio

Supreme bean counter of enchanted legumes

Dungeon sommelier (pairs curses with fine wines)

Part-time wizard babysitter, full-time disappointment manager

Professional student chaos archivist


My question: What happens if you microwave a wand?

Then Taylor Swift will appear and host a concert in your kitchen

Why are lemons sour?

Because of my favorite book

Why are clouds?