Ridiculously wrong answers!

To get dumber

Why do girls put on makeup

She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll punch you in the face.

Ridiculously wrong answers!
To look ugly and bad

Why do people go shopping for clothes?

Topaz ~It took you two weeks To go off and date her ~Guess you didn't cheat But you're still a traitor!~ Shop!

Ridiculously wrong answers!
To buy food


What happens if I don’t sleep?

Ridiculously wrong answers!
you become pinkie pie


why is grass green?

Nothing is more hateful to wisdom than excessive cleverness- Edgar Allan Poe, The Purloined Letter.∘₊✧──────✧₊∘

" I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me"

Ridiculously wrong answers!
To become toothpaste

Why are stars only at night?

☆"And the stars look very different today"☆ The Dark Cottage inpc Luka Liev Romanoff

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because they are bees
Why is the Headmaster called a Headmaster

Wis 9|Acc 8|Eva 7
Beware My Bite
Sta 5|Arc 5|Str 6

Ridiculously wrong answers!
because he's the master of a head

why can we cry when sad, cry when angry, cry when scared, and cry when happy


i knew who i was this morning, but i've changed a few times since then

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because strawberries are red


Why do bees sting?

Ridiculously wrong answers!
so they can hear other sing

why are bunnies so cute


i knew who i was this morning, but i've changed a few times since then

Ridiculously wrong answers!
because they're secretly spies.

why is the moon so far away

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