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by playing with your dog, obviously

What is my name?

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Gorilla, like duh

What is a hand?

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Ency

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a jellyfish. what else?

whats a toe?

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"Don't be mousebrained!"
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Chocolate!! :cute:

What is an owl?

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a flightless sea creature with bad vision

what's a cat?

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"Don't be mousebrained!"
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Your grandmother

Who is Remus Lupin?

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You don't know?? He's the man who invented dragons at the age of 16 months, of course! He was all over the newspapers with his brilliant invention. I heard he attended every single magical school cause he kept getting expelled for turning the kitchen into a soapy mess every day.

What do you get if you combine flobberworm mucus with sawdust?

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Orange flavored soda!

How do I make a plant turn blue?

By the words of the wisest cat I ever knew:
"Don't be mousebrained!"
Stamina 6 • Evasion 7 • Strength 4 • Wisdom 6 •
Arcane power 4• Accuracy 8

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You snap your wand in half, then do the macarena dance in front of da plant for about 3 whole minutes :grin: now use a bar magnet as a fencing stick in an imaginary match against a mutant butterfly until you trip and fall backwards ^^ try to fall on a cushion at a 56 degree angle from the ground and scream "Kalacheeepaka!" at the last possible moment to turn your plant a beautiful shade of blue :decayed:

What's a chocolate frog? :chocogrenouille:

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A burning hot volcano

What is a bunny?