~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted but because time doesn't stop for you you'll age faster than anyone, which isn't technically corrupting because you said time stops for everyone except you

I wish that I could be transparent but light can somehow pass to my eye so I'm not blind, and yes people can hear me and bump into me but I maintain the ability to dodge people and things and to stay silent and people never notice me, I can be transparent for as long or short as I want and I'll always have control over that ability

Granted but your clothes and the things you are carrying are not transparent/invisible.

I wish for the one and only 24 𝒦𝒶𝓇𝒶𝓉 𝑔𝑜𝓁𝒹 𝓵𝓪𝓫𝓾𝓫𝓾.

Granted but it gets stolen from you

I wish to have the ability to read minds, but I can stop it temporarily sometimes and I can differentiate between my own thoughts and everyone else's and I know which thought is whose

Granted, but you become severely exhausted after each time you read someone's mind!

I wish I could fly, but I can land when I want to, It is very comfortable to do so, and I can start and stop flying only when I choose to do so!

Granted but this ability will only last for 5 seconds.

I wish I could have a lie detector

Granted but you could never tell anybody what you know.

I wish I could be able to materialize any object or animal that I've seen before.

Granted! But you never can use the object

I wish I was Hogwarts Headmaster

Granted but a dark wizard will then attack the school

I wish that I could teleport wherever I want to whenever I want to

Ok, granted, but EVERYWHERE you teleport, that place swaps its appearance with the place you were before

I wish to BE more funny

granted but you's never get anyone else's jokes

I wish to be able to change my appearance at will