Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal
The title is a reference to a line from the Home Alone movie.
JOIN IF YOU WANT TO GUYS, this takes place on the day you guys go home for Winter Break! I am using this for a job rp, so I need 5 rp posts from me and you guys can post as much as you wish.
*note: He also sells any other candy listed in the wizarding world.It was the day students would go home from Hogwarts to wherever the heck they were from. Elmo did not care one single bit where they were from, he just wanted their money lining his pockets. His everloving pockets that were already stuffed full of gold coins thanks to his rich dad.
But he still needed to maintain a reputable member of society by having a job. That was important. Correct?
Well, Elmo stood on the train watching students hop on as slowly as they possibly could as they yapped to their friends about whatever was so exciting. Ugh. He just wanted to go home and sleep sooner. This train ride was already going to last even a minute too long.
He would wait and wait and wait for students to finish hopping on, because once they did, he had a cart full of sweets for them. Two major winter themed sweets and the rest being stuff one could find on a casual day in Hogsmeade.
He looked at the shelves behind him and of the sweets neatly packaged.
Sigh. Time to unwrap them right? Elmo took down each boxes that held the candies and ripped them open, placing the open box down on the cart, repeating the process with each bit of candy he had.
On both sides of the cart, the sides that each cubby would see on the train, a sign saying ‘work out a price’ was plastered. Elmo didn’t exactly have an absolute cost for the candies or drinks, he actually was allowed to jettison prices if he felt it wasn’t satisfactory, but he couldn’t raise it too much otherwise no child would be able to afford it.
But in Elmo’s mindset? He was going to make these children’s parents pay the bill for the sweets they greedily took.EXCLUSIVE ITEMS FOR SALE
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x Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
Winter Mix
- Slush
- Mince Pie
- Soot
- Yellow Snow
- Gravy
- Cranberry Sauce
- Candy Cane Delight
- Hot Cocoa BlissReducio
Slush
Good: A hint of mint or spearmint with a bit of tiny gravel chunks inside.
Bad: Dirty ice scraped from a curb. It is cold with notes of road salt. Mince Pie
Good: Mince pie with a meaty undertone and dried fruit taste.
Bad: Rotten fruit with what might be raisins.
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x Soot
Good: Marshmallows over an open fire, maybe with a bit of pepper.
Bad: Smoky, bitter and dry, like licking the inside of a chimney. Yellow Snow
Good: Lemon with vanilla cake batter
Bad: Corn mixed with yellow squash dipped in snow
x Gravy
Good: Salty, savory and chunky with hints of sausage chunks and black pepper.
Bad: Mushroom broth with rotten chicken Cranberry Sauce
Good: Tart, cranberry flavor with some sugar
Bad: Blood flavor with hints of wet cat food
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x Candy Cane Delight
Good: Peppermint flavor infused with sticky sweet sugar.
Bad: Tastes like bubblegum toothpaste. Hot Cocoa Bliss
Good: Rich chocolate base with creamy marshmallows.
Bad: Mud and worms with crushed leaves.
x Butterbeer Blizzard Brew
Imagine a frosty bottle of butterbeeer infused with whipped vanilla cream, creamy butterscotch and a hint of peppermint. It's like sipping.. a snowflake that had been dunked in the most delicate of all sweets. Smooth, frothy and so incredibly desirable.
5 out of 5 Wands - Penn Parker (Dec 1st 2025) - I got the honor to taste this at the release, and I can't believe they haven't created this before. It's too bad it's a limited edition drink, because I'd buy it for the rest of my life.
JOIN IF YOU WANT TO GUYS, this takes place on the day you guys go home for Winter Break! I am using this for a job rp, so I need 5 rp posts from me and you guys can post as much as you wish.
You've gotta break some eggs to make an omlette, something something.
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal
ANNA BLACKBERRY!
HOGWARTS | YEAR 2| HUFFLEPUFF | ANNA'S SPEECH: "#SPEECH"| 23.12.2025forward-dated| WC: 735
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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal
Annoyance. That's what she felt the moment she remembered about winter break and got her mothers letter reminding her about it. Of course her mother would send her a totally snotty stuck up letter that she thought would be help but in reality a total waste of words, ink, and paper. But the other letter filled her with joy. This one was from Hazel. Hazel told her that shes in Paris right now! Paris? Imagine that! She also said it was snowing there and had learned that her late mother used to go there with her father when she was still alive as a Christmas tradition.. Hazel, her normal overly excited personality, went into such detail of her adventure so far with her father. Which wasn't much since she said that she wrote the letter the moment her and her father arrived at the hotel yesterday. Bree got the letter while she was packing up. She left packing for the last minute and was in such a hurry that she never got the chance to write a letter back.Word Count: 378
Ooc notes: Hope you get the job!Interactions/mentions: @Elmo Break @Anna Blackberry and @Hazel Nelson
Date: Dec. 23rd 2025
Looking around the station to see if she sees anyone she knows before she gets on the train. Rolling her eyes at her unsuccessfulness, she reluctantly boards the train. As she walks towards a compartment she almost runs straight into someone. Taking a step back the girl looks slightly familiar. Suddenly it clicks. The last time she saw this girl was at that Halloween thing. Dress for the dead. The girl was dressed up really pretty. If she could remember properly the Gryffindor doesn't even think the girl had dressed up as a character. She said something about coming to be pretty?
Before Bree says anything to this girl she spots a trolley over the girls shoulder. Sweets! And Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans! Some new ones she has never seen. And work out your price? Wow, maybe this trip home is gonna be good. If its cheap enough she could buy two and send one to Hazel! And of course another present.
"Hi! I remember you! You were at that dress for the dead thingy!" Smiling at her softly her eyes dart towards the guy behind the trolley, "Is there a limited number of things we could buy?"
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𝓞𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓝𝓮𝓮𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓽: 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕤: 𝕊𝕥𝕒 𝟟| 𝔼𝕧𝕒 𝟞| 𝕊𝕥𝕣 𝟝| 𝕎𝕚𝕤 𝟠| 𝔸ℙ 𝟟| 𝔸𝕔𝕔 𝟟| 𝓑𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮 |
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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal
@Anna Blackberry | @Bree GreyTwo students came onto the train, and he couldn't help but look at the two, as he was required to do so, and put on a dumb smile, again as mandated to. He stared at one of them, the girl with black hair, and tapped his trolley to give the impression of his impatience. "Uhuh. These beans are exclusive, they have a better taste than the traditional bean boozled, and is rather festive. If you want it, you can pay me 3 galleons, we can adjust from there." He said, his eyes squinted as he looked at her with skepticism. He was not sure if she had the money, and a part of him did not care.
But he did care. It was money. He grabbed a bag of the winter mix beans. "No. No limits." He turned his attention to the other girl, brown haired. Bree Gray was her name. He couldn't believe his two week tenure at Hogwarts, amidst all the drinking he had done, was completely forgotten by the two girls. How rude. They couldn't say 'hi Elmo. We missed you Elmo. Come back and work at Hogwarts again Elmo.'
No, it had to be something about a dress for the dead thingy. How weird. He sighed. "No, there is no limit to what you can buy, miss Grey." That politeness slid off his tongue heavier than a sack of bricks dropped out of a plane.
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You've gotta break some eggs to make an omlette, something something.
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal
ANNA BLACKBERRY!
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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal
@Anna Blackberry | @Bree GreyHis eyes slightly grew a millimeter in size as he heard the seven galleons from Anna's mouth. Elmo felt the left corner of his lip raise as if he were smirking. Oh hell yeah.
Without thinking twice, he grabbed the bag of Bertie Bott's Winter Mix beans and threw it at her, as he reached forward and grabbed the galleons in her hands. "Oh dear, it seems you have the exact amount it costs for the beans. I'll just be taking your money and.. you can sit there in that seat and sulk." He let his yellowing teeth gleam under the lights of the train car. He stared ruthlessly at Anna, letting his silence take control, hopefully in an unsettling manner.
Inside his mind, he thought of the incantation to the Knee-Reversal Hex and tapped his finger on the trolley, and should it have been a successful cast, young Blackberry's knees were to be moved to the back side of her legs. How uncomfortable that would be for her, but it would be an unsettling attempt of robbing her blind of her own money.
If not, well, he tried, but the galleons were going to quickly be stuffed into his pocket coated with sticky, wet and opened lollipops and opened, half melted chocolate that would mold itself and create quite an adhesive goo that was repulsive to even touch if she tried.
Yet, Elmo had nothing less of a malicious grin on his face as he turned back towards Bree Grey. "So, you going to buy something? I offer a good deal to students, as you just saw. Of course, if you decide not to buy something, that's alright." He said nonchalantly, before his voice dropped tremendously and quickly with such a fast pace. "Or else, I'm hexing you as well." Elmo leaned in close, the alcohol on his breath heavy. "My spells are known for packing quite a punch." Elmo sighed, the author referencing his 27 arcane power.
You've gotta break some eggs to make an omlette, something something.
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal
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Zephyr woke up so early in the morning, the same way he did every morning back on their farm. The dorm was still dark when he opened his eyes, and he almost forgot for a moment that he was at Hogwarts. He stared at the ceiling for a little while longer and thought he was in his small room in Swansea where he could hear the chickens starting to fuss. But then he saw the yellow display of his Hufflepuff bed and remembered where he was currently. Right, I'm in Hogwarts, and it's our last day in school. They were going home today for the holidays. He sat up slowly and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. He was excited to see his family again. He had not been home for months and he wondered if the animals would still react to him the same way. If his dad managed without him easily and if Zaria had grown taller for the last few months he was away. She probably did, she liked to brag about it.
He got dressed and checked his trunk again just to make sure he didn't forget anything. It was already full from the night before. Mum said she would mend the loose stitch in his school robes when he got back. She would probably smile when she sees he didn’t forget, the thought alone warmed him. Once he was done, he dragged his trunk into their common room lounge, and that was when he spotted Jrue. "There you are.” He greeted her with a friendly smile, already comfortable with the girl. “Ready?” The two had been good friends since they met due to their common story. They left the common room together and truth was, he liked walking with someone. Even this early, the corridors are already busy with students and staff. “I’m going eat my homecooked meal a lot when I get home, it’s not even funny.”
They made their way toward the train with him moving carefully, making sure not to get in anyone’s way. “Are your parents excited to see you?” He asked Jrue. When they reached the train, they secure their trunks together with the rest of the students. Once inside the train, he immediately saw the trolley guy. He approached the students that gathered around him to check the cart. They're winter themed treats. Every Flavor Beans with strange holiday flavors and a bottle of butterbeer. He glanced at Jrue, "You want to buy something?"
@Jrue Peterson with gm permission from Jrue's writer
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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal
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It was initially a slow rise when Jrue woke up to the sunlight peeking through her window. Then she was reminded it was the start to winter break, and she sprang out her bed, cheering and shooting her hands into the air, followed by angry groans from her remaining dorm mates.
She had quickly gotten dressed, thrown her cutest coziest sweater on, a white simple skirt, and a Hufflepuff scarf, and crammed her littlest trunk with her important belongings and homework materials. Ugh, homework.. She had stuck her tongue out, scrunching her nose, as she raced outside to meet her well acquainted house mate, Zephyr. She loved Hogwarts, and her new friends, too, but she couldn't wait until she was home! Greeting her parents was going to be her favorite part, hugging them both in the foyer of their house. Gah! Jrue thought to herself. She couldn't wait to eat pigs in a blanket, and roasted asparagus, and the sugared plum pudding her mother made her.
As she bounded down the stairs into the common area, her face lit up, greeted by her friend. "Ready as I'll ever be! Candy cane cookies, here I come!" Thoughts of snow covered hills and trees filled her thoughts as the two wandered down the hallway. "Tell your sister hi for me. I'd love to meet the sprite sometime!" She smiled a cat like smile, her pointy teeth shining through.
The red Hogwarts express glittered with little droplets of dew as Zephyr and Jrue climbed aboard, the soft sweet sentimental smell of Hot Chocolate and dried fruit filled the car, boughs of holly tied above the seat cars and doorways. "I bet my dad is, hope my moms is. She acts like a pain sometimes-" Jrue stifled a laugh as they neared the strange, eyepatched, multicolored man. She scrunched her nose, an action she didn't mean to let slip out. The little white and red bows in her hair bounced as she leaned back to whisper to Zephyr, "Are you sure the shite didn't poison them...?" she spoke quietly, careful to make sure only her confidante could hear her. She giggled again, clearing her throat as she straightened up.
"One bag of beans and one-" she glanced to Zephyr, "two bottles of butter beer..!" She nodded, hiding her skepticism of the fellow in front of her and Zep. "And, uh.. Happy Christmas, right? Do you have plans?" Jrue asked him, crossing her arms and burrowing her nose into her scarf. Maybe he'd heard her and was going to vex her, turn her into a mouse! That would be one HORRIBLE way to spend holiday.
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She had quickly gotten dressed, thrown her cutest coziest sweater on, a white simple skirt, and a Hufflepuff scarf, and crammed her littlest trunk with her important belongings and homework materials. Ugh, homework.. She had stuck her tongue out, scrunching her nose, as she raced outside to meet her well acquainted house mate, Zephyr. She loved Hogwarts, and her new friends, too, but she couldn't wait until she was home! Greeting her parents was going to be her favorite part, hugging them both in the foyer of their house. Gah! Jrue thought to herself. She couldn't wait to eat pigs in a blanket, and roasted asparagus, and the sugared plum pudding her mother made her.
As she bounded down the stairs into the common area, her face lit up, greeted by her friend. "Ready as I'll ever be! Candy cane cookies, here I come!" Thoughts of snow covered hills and trees filled her thoughts as the two wandered down the hallway. "Tell your sister hi for me. I'd love to meet the sprite sometime!" She smiled a cat like smile, her pointy teeth shining through.
The red Hogwarts express glittered with little droplets of dew as Zephyr and Jrue climbed aboard, the soft sweet sentimental smell of Hot Chocolate and dried fruit filled the car, boughs of holly tied above the seat cars and doorways. "I bet my dad is, hope my moms is. She acts like a pain sometimes-" Jrue stifled a laugh as they neared the strange, eyepatched, multicolored man. She scrunched her nose, an action she didn't mean to let slip out. The little white and red bows in her hair bounced as she leaned back to whisper to Zephyr, "Are you sure the shite didn't poison them...?" she spoke quietly, careful to make sure only her confidante could hear her. She giggled again, clearing her throat as she straightened up.
"One bag of beans and one-" she glanced to Zephyr, "two bottles of butter beer..!" She nodded, hiding her skepticism of the fellow in front of her and Zep. "And, uh.. Happy Christmas, right? Do you have plans?" Jrue asked him, crossing her arms and burrowing her nose into her scarf. Maybe he'd heard her and was going to vex her, turn her into a mouse! That would be one HORRIBLE way to spend holiday.
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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal
ANNA BLACKBERRY!
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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal
The other girl indeed did recognize her and she apparently ignored her. When she said this, the gryffindors face explodes in red. "Oh I am so sorry! I thought I said something back to you. I must've not! And my cousin would be so happy to hear that someone thinks that the dress she made is majestic." Hazel would indeed be over the top excited to hear that someone other than Bree thinks the costume she made was beautiful. As she thought this she missed what the candy man said. Before she asks for him to repeat himself he turns his attention to her and tells her that there is no limit. Ms Grey. Panic floods her when he says her name. Her last name, which probably means he knows her first too. But how? Its not like she told him her name. She didn't even tell the girl next to her, her name! So how would he know her name? Beyond her mind.Word Count: 460
Ooc notes:~~Interactions/mentions: @Elmo Break @Anna Blackberry and @Hazel Nelson
Date: Dec. 23rd 2025
Before she could ask him, he turned his attention back to the girl next to him and strikes up a deal with her. Watching the interaction between them silently, she watches as the girl hands over 7 galleons and ends up with only one pack of the Bertie Bott's Winter Mix beans. Tilting her head slightly she thinks to herself, that doesn't seem like a fair trade at all. Suddenly he turns towards her once more with a grin that doesn't seem so nice. Asking if she was gonna buy something, he says he offers good deal to students and will hex them if they don't.
Fury and accusations fill her, "First off how do you know my name? I haven't even told her my name!" She gestures to the other girl, "Are you some secret spy or something? Because that's very concerning that you know my name, I don't even know yours! Second off a good deal for students? You charged her seven galleons for one thing of the bean mix. That seems like a terrible deal to me! If I were you and talking about good deals I would've gave her two for six! That sounds like a wonderful Christmas deal to me!"
Pausing a second to catch her breath, she notice the sign once more. Work your price. Pointing to the sign she raises one eyebrow and continues her rant, "And that sign, which is very visible so you cant say you didn't see it, says 'work your price'. So maybe she didn't want a pack of beans but you handed them to her anyways! Plus I don't think either of us agree to be a practicing target for your hexing."
Shooting an accusation look at him, she waits for him to respond.
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𝓞𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓝𝓮𝓮𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓽: 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕤: 𝕊𝕥𝕒 𝟟| 𝔼𝕧𝕒 𝟞| 𝕊𝕥𝕣 𝟝| 𝕎𝕚𝕤 𝟠| 𝔸ℙ 𝟟| 𝔸𝕔𝕔 𝟟| 𝓑𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮 |
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