Bad Advice

Leave your lights on, turn on loud music, and make sure your house is freezing all night long. Then during the day always remain standing- your bound to get rest this way!

I'm always cold, how can I warm up?
(Also love the Saw reference)

light a fire on your bed and sleep like that every night.

I gave waaayyy too much homework I haven't done, true... how can I catch up?

Leave your homework outside during storms, skip your hard classes, and never right your name on your paper. Your teacher(s) will see all your hard work!

My book shelf is full, but I just got a dozen more books. What should I do?

Gather a pencil, a ruler, and a knife. Use the ruler to measure the books exactly halfway in length and draw a line down the cover with pencil. Then, use a sharp knife to cut each book exactly in half. Throw one half away and place the other half on your bookshelf.

When I go outside in the rain, I get wet. What should I do?

Get an umbrella and hold it upside down, next to your feet so any water caught splashes onto your legs.

My guitar string snapped, how do I put in the new one?

Just buy an entirely new guitar. There's no point in learning a new skill, so it's that or stop playing all together.

The zipper on my dress broke, what should I do?

Use duck tape to tape it closed.

I have nothing to do and I'm really bored what should I do?

Watch paint dry, grass grow, or a laptop screen frozen on a buffering symbol.


I really like this game called League of Legends, but I have too much homework to play it, what should I do? (The "too much homework" part comes from having 11 classes- not based on anything at all.....)

Ditch school to play your game. The more you play it the better youll get which is more important than class.

I wanna learn more about space but im lazy what should i do?

Go to space, sneak onto a space ship that is about to take off, this way you will learn about space in a secure, risk free way.

I NEED to become more popular (XD obviously I'm joking lol) what should I do?