Bad Advice

Just scream embarrassing things about yourself, they'll be shy around you to, equality!

I can't get my cat to stop waking me up

Just deal with it, you need to be stonger.

I wake up from texts each night, what do I do?

Put your phone in a blender to make sure you don't get anymore pesky messages.

How do I become more extroverted?

Let your neighbourhood social butterfly take the lead and drag you into conversations.

If I just want wasps to leave me alone in the wild, what do I do?

take a beater's bat to their nest! once their home is gone they'll go away.

my cat keeps running away, what should i do?

Just let it go in your own will, it's technically not running away since you let it leave.

I don't know how to make healthier decisions.

Paint a painting and call it "Healthier decisions." Congrats, you've made it!

I can't seem to grow facial hair, what should I do?

Peanut Butter. Every morning slather your face with a good helping of peanut butter. Don’t rinse until evening.

My owl bites me every day. What should I do?

Screech when your Owl is sleeping, forget to feed them for a few days, then hold their food out on your bare hands.

How do I get my little brother to shut his trap?

Put this trap on him! And if he talks, activate it.
(It's from Saw=Horror movie series)


How do I stop myself from being tired all the time?