Last person to post wins! Game impossible game

*Offers the sandwich* Wanna try?

Hello Azzure! u came at the wrong time! T.T

Why would you say that? She came at a wonderful time!

Hi! I uhm... i feel like Ive witnessed a crime against humanity

*Gasps* How?!

Maybe its all the nailpolish in your system thats messing with your cognitive function. Would you like me to direct you to the hospital wing? lol

B-but the nail polish is delish! *Hides* Dont take me!!!!!

*Raises an eyebrow in concern* I- get well soon? I think... uhm. What other things do you eat other than nailpolish, if you dont mind me asking? *Takes out a notepad and pen*

Well there's loads of things I eat! Chocolate, chocolate eggs! Maybe some glitter and some other things!

*quietly calls an ambulance.*

Yeah? Is that all? I'm asking for, uh... scientific purposes