Bad Advice

Jump in a 12 feet pool and hope for the best.

How should I dress for a date?

Are you sure what you know is true. Lets find out.
Bad Advice
Wear a clown costume

What should I do for my first skydive?

β€œThis is only a foretaste of what is to come, and only the shadow of what is going to be.”
Stamina: 9 / Evasion: 10 / Strength: 9/ Wisdom: 7 / Arcane Power: 7 / Accuracy: 11
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Turn to your skydiving team, yell "Catch!", and dive out without your chute to initiate a fun game for all!

I'm out of coffee but don't want to make a run to the store. What can I do to get a burst of energy?

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(iNPC: Madhup Hexum)
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Fake your death and blame it on the Liberian.

Im broke and need some money. How should I get some?

Are you sure what you know is true. Lets find out.
Bad Advice
light your clothes (or/and hair) on fire

I am meant to be revising but I can't stop myself from being distracted by random things like food, what do I do?
Bad Advice
Eat until you can't eat anymore. Then food won't distract you.

My pet Pygmy Puff Rosea has separation issues and cries when I leave to go to class. What do I do?

- Sola Haze
Bad Advice
Put her in your textbook!

I can't keep focused in class and it's reflecting in my grades. (Take a look at my academic average xD)
What should I do?

You never realize that when you're with your people your inner star is shining
-Josie Burke
Bad Advice
Overwrite your grade with an O. The teachers can't argue when they see the grade.


My grandma always gives me the same ugly par of socks as a gift. How can I tell her I want something different?
Bad Advice
Just tell her. Then she'll give you an itchy sweater

I need to do my homework but I keep stalling so I don't have to do it. What should I do?

You never realize that when you're with your people your inner star is shining
-Josie Burke
Bad Advice
Go to the kitchens and eat food.

People wake me up when I'm trying to sleep. How can I make it so that I look like I don't want to be disturbed?

'Damn,' he thought, 'all I wanted was to go back to sleep but no, of course not.'

"You know, the human race may be the smartest animals but they're also the dumbest," he said blandly with a deadpan.