Bad Advice

Don’t own pencils and then you can keep forgetting about them!

I can’t stop sneezing with these darn allergies!! Any ideas on how to make it stop?

Sharena Askr
Bad Advice
Cut off your nose so you can’t sneeze! It’ll help clear out embarrassing boogers too!

My friend sends an dubious amount of emojis with every text, what do I do?

,Via Liam Bennett
Bad Advice
Pull her over and arrest her for being against the emoji limit.

I have a crush on someone way shorter then me, what should I do?

It doesn't really matter who you used to be, what matters is who you've become.
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Emika
Bad Advice
Kiss your teacher.

I’m bored, what should I say to my grandma?

It doesn't really matter who you used to be, what matters is who you've become.
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Emika
Bad Advice
Tell her you wish that you could be a dinosaur, just like her!

My book has a missing page, what should I do?
Bad Advice
Rip out all the other pages. There’s no missing page then.

My parents are demanding I play with my younger cousins. I don’t want to. What should I do?
Bad Advice
Tell your parents they “couldn’t pay you to play with those little imps.”

A boy who is in a musical with me keeps bugging me. What should I do?

It doesn't really matter who you used to be, what matters is who you've become.
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Emika
Bad Advice
Try kissing him

How can i learn to fly?

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature
Bad Advice
Try jumping off from a really high place, while flapping your arms.

How do I improve my grades?
Bad Advice
By not revising at all

How do I get better at swimming?

“This is only a foretaste of what is to come, and only the shadow of what is going to be.”
Stamina: 9 / Evasion: 10 / Strength: 9/ Wisdom: 7 / Arcane Power: 7 / Accuracy: 11