The Snitcher Planet
The Snitcher Planet
Erumpent Strikes
by Elena Snitcher
The Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes got a shock today as London was attacked by an Erumpent, this act by this Erumpent is sadly not the first time that this has happened. As several of these acts by Erupents were because it was frightened. Unfortunately some members of the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures were new and thus were unable to stop the Erupent from impaling a muggle car. Which then exploded, of course, this isn't the first time that such incompetence was seen by the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures as four years ago, there was a similar frightening of an Erumpent impaled an Elephant which then exploded in gory fashion. The Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes member, Jensen Harman, then approached The Snitcher Planet and commented that this seems common for The Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, saying "All in a days work for the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures." It seems that this will be continuing for the Department. (Cont. Page 5)
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"Do not pity the dead... pity the living. And above all those who live without love." Albus Dumbledore -
Jacob Harman
INPC: Tina Parker
The Snitcher Planet
Ministry in Peril
by Elena Snitcher
After a disastrous happening with Dark Magic Users, Aurors are scrambling against a new Dark Wizard named Redolphus Haggot, the son of a low level dark wizard named Augustus Haggot. He seems to be amassing power in the Scottish Highlands, amassing followers and Dark Wizards, Witches, and Wixens as well as Werewolves who chose to go against the Ministry to gain absolute power. Let us prey that this Dark Wizard is stopped in his tracks by Aurors, and that he will be stopped by his hubris and ego.
"Do not pity the dead... pity the living. And above all those who live without love." Albus Dumbledore -
Jacob Harman
INPC: Tina Parker
The Snitcher Planet
Quidditch Players, a Flame
by Elena Snitcher
After misunderstanding by Quidditch Captains led to a ruckus on the Quidditch Field in London earlier this week, leading to full-blown violence between beaters Alexander Omari and Alijandra Diaz, who came to blows as they heard rumors of cheating with their partners in marriage, for Alijandra, this was Alexia Duro. For Alexander, this was Ronald Kent from The United States. This was soon proven true as their respective others learned of the cheating and broke things off between both sets of romantic partners. If this is any indication (Cont. Page 7)
"Do not pity the dead... pity the living. And above all those who live without love." Albus Dumbledore -
Jacob Harman
INPC: Tina Parker
The Snitcher Planet
Ministry Incarcerate, Who?
by Elena Snitcher
The Ministry Incarcerate, a woman named Iris Harman, a low-level Ministry worker who allegedly stole a vital artifact, which he claims is a family heirloom, the Pendant of Feeling, which had purportedly been in the family since 1392, until the Ministry of Magic was confiscated it by the early 1800s. Rumors circulate, but nothing has been confirmed.
"Do not pity the dead... pity the living. And above all those who live without love." Albus Dumbledore -
Jacob Harman
INPC: Tina Parker