Bad Advice

1 Dec 2019, 08:22

Put paper plates on the fire!

How should I confront my bully?

~We're all mad here~

Erika Meyer

153 7

1 Dec 2019, 08:25

SOCK 'EM IN THE NOSE!!!

I'm stuck behind my bed, what should I do?

1 Dec 2019, 08:28

Just go back to sleep!

I forgot my phone at a football game, what should I do?

~We're all mad here~

Pericles Dralt

Auror-in-Training, I

2 029 990

1 Dec 2019, 08:30

For Christmas, give all of your family and friends cans as gifts. Make sure they have exceedingly long strings connecting them to cans at your house. Viola! You can now reach all of your contacts via can string.

How can I teach my kid to ride a bike without training wheels?

{ 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔞 𝔟𝔬𝔶: 𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢, 𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔬𝔶. 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔰𝔞𝔶 𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔣𝔞𝔯 𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔰𝔢𝔞. }

(iNPC: Madhup Hexum)

1 Dec 2019, 08:38

Just tell your kid you won't let go of the seat then let go right away.

My grandma set her hair on fire, what should I do?

~We're all mad here~

Erika Meyer

153 7

1 Dec 2019, 08:51

Roast marshmallows.

A bird pooped on my head. What should I do?

1 Dec 2019, 08:57

Say it's a fashion statement!

My cat brought me a dead bird, what do I do?

~We're all mad here~

Pericles Dralt

Auror-in-Training, I

2 029 990

1 Dec 2019, 11:12

Eat the bird. I am an aficionado on cat eloquence, and I can assure you it is the polite thing to do.

People keep coming to visit me unexpectedly this month, now I'm socially worn out! What should I do?

(iNPC: Madhup Hexum)

1 Dec 2019, 16:03

Dress up as someone else and sneak in.

A baby dragon was set loose in my house, How do I get rid of it?

~We're all mad here~