Bad Advice

@Cormac McCarthy
Remember how Draco Malfoy joined the team? It's not a bribe, if it works.

I'm the ugliest barnacle. I'm so ugly that everyone died. Please help!

Rub dirt everywhere on yourself

I eat too much candy what should I do

Eat more, there in never too much.

found a snake in my luggage but I'm not sure if it's poisonous or not. Help!

Try to get detention every five seconds

How do I destroy a bag

You put it away carfully and wait it to be destroyed on her own.

How do I make Friends in school

Learn the Nae Nae instead!

I think I just accidentally killed my brother's fish. What do I do??

Jump into their habitat and feed them!

I broke my older sister's favorite lipstick, what should I do?

Replace it with a container of frozen hot sauce!

I got locked out of the house in the middle of the night... What should I do?

Break open your mothers bedroom window.

My crush asked my best friend out, what do I do?

Dress up as your crush and go out with your best friend, duh!

I started a fire while boiling water, what should I do?