Bad Advice

Cover your ears in marshmallow fluff.

I'm lost in the woods, how do I find my way home?

Simply keep going forward, the woods will end eventually

I have a crush on a guy but I don't really know him that well and I'm a bit shy in front of new people how do I ask him out without getting embarrassed?

Break out in song like a musical, singing about your feelings and then ask him out.

This girl just won't stop talking... how do I get her to stop?

Always carry salt in your coat pockets. The next time she refuses to leave you alone, start throwing fistfulls of salt as hard as you can, optionally declaring "GO AWAY, DEMON. GO AWAY I SAID."

What should I cook for dinner?

Your fridge! Find anything put it into a pan, then cook it on the stove, or heat it in a microwave. Whichever is available. #1 recipe ever!

I am procrastinating a lot, and just can't seem to get myself to actually focus on the work. Any ideas?

Quit school... the world needs more wandering vagabonds.

There's water in the basement and the pilot light is out... What do I do?

Host a pool party!

I want to try to meet people but I can't find a topic

Post "Hi" on each thread you find. Don't even bother reading them. Soon enough people will be begging to RP with you because they love your writing.

I am terrified of spiders and their is a GIANT one on the doorknob to my room. What do I do?

Burn the house down. That should kill it.

I need help picking out an outfit for work. What should I do?

Put on a royal robe and a crown to state your point in the office.

How can I succeed in the Quidditch team try-outs?