The Hogwarts Headliner, Issue #41

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▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Which International Wizarding School Would Suit You Best? By Aly Salinger ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ With the Daily Prophet recently announcing Hogwarts’ signing of the Hogwarts Transfer Admission Charter (HTAC), for the first time it has become possible for the everyday student to leave the hallowed halls of Hogwarts to study abroad at one of the other international magical schools around the world. While nothing quite measures up to our turrets and towers, maybe you’re looking for a change of scenery! If that sounds like you, then take this quiz to find out which of the 9 schools in the International Magical Education Exchange Accord may suit you best! Keep track of how many times you answer each letter, and at the end, your true educational home will be revealed! If you tie, no worries—pick what feels most right for you!

1. What do you consider your best quality? ──────────────── A. Elegance B. Industriousness C. Strength D. Wholeness E. Intellect ──────────────── F. Humility G. Mindfulness H. Acceptance I. Versatility x 2. What is your favourite non-magical school subject? ──────────────── A. Arts B. Language C. History D. Religion E. Mathematics ──────────────── F. Gardening G. Cooking H. Science I. Muggle Studies x 3. If you could meet any of these magical creatures, which would you choose? ──────────────── A. Wood nymph B. Fire-dwelling salamander C. Knarl D. Jackalope E. Demiguise ──────────────── F. Bowtruckle G. Mooncalf H. Fwooper I. Niffler x 4. What is your favourite colour? ──────────────── A. Pale blue B. Dark green C. Red D. Navy blue E. Pink ──────────────── F. Olive green G. Yellow H. White I. Black x

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5. Choose the spell that most speaks to you. A. Protego! (Shield Charm) B. Metelojinx! (Weather-Modifying Charm) C. Stupefy! (Stunning Spell) D. Obliviate! (Memory Charm) E. Orchideous! (Bouquet Spell) F. Glacius! (Freezing Charm) G. Herbivicus! (Gardening Charm) H. Stella Cascadia! (Star Shower Spell) I. Expelliarmus! (Disarming Charm) 7. If you could live in any environment, which would you pick? A. In Muggle mountains B. In the rainforest C. I don’t know, but somewhere cold! D. On TOP of a mountain! E. Near a volcano F. On a lakeshore G. On an island H. In magical mountains I. Somewhere familiar, somewhere I’ve already been (Note from the author: Why do so many magical schools have something to do with mountains? Why do we yearn for the skies? Anyway. Final question!)

6. If you could wear any school uniform, what would you choose? A. Something graceful and light, perhaps made of linen B. Something that represents lots about me, like my gender identity and extracurriculars C. Something nice and warm, perhaps made of wool and fur D. Something preppy and patterned—but let me pick my own shoes! E. Something that changes based on how good my grades are F. Something sharp, fashionable, and crisp, perhaps with a warm hat G. I don’t want to be given a uniform—let me wear whatever I want! H. Something bright and colourful, with lots of accessories I. Something that is similar to a standard wizarding robe, perhaps with some small changes 8. Who is your favourite Hogwarts professor? A. Professor Lécuyer (Defence Against the Dark Arts) B. Professor Toussaint (Care of Magical Creatures) C. Professor Audley (Study of Ancient Runes) D. Professor Toussaint-Fleischer (Herbology) E. Professor Iwasaki (Head of Ravenclaw) F. Professor Nenovsky (Divination) G. Professor Asmaralaya (Potions) H. Professor Galim (Muggle Studies) I. Headmaster Lear ANSWERS BELOW

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If you answered mostly As, you belong at Beauxbâtons Academy of Magic! One of the most famous magical schools worldwide, your love for elegance and grace will certainly thrive at this architectural marvel of a French school!	x	If you answered mostly Bs, you belong at Castelobruxo! Enjoy the beauty of the lush, yet dangerous, Amazon as you transfer your studies to this historical institution with a focus on hard work!	x	If you answered mostly Cs, you belong at Durmstrang Institute! Strength, power, and combat are three of this resilient school’s core values—will you make the cut as one of the toughest there?
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If you answered mostly Ds, you belong at Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Whether you’ll represent mind, body, heart, or soul there, you will certainly feel whole at this American academy!	x	If you answered mostly Es, you belong at Mahoutokoro! This elite academy focuses on perfection and exclusivity, and clearly, so do you! Will you prove you’re the best of the best?	x	If you answered mostly Fs, you belong at Koldovstoretz Conservatory! One of the youngest magical schools worldwide, this humble, militaristic school strives to prove itself—and perhaps you will thrive there!
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If you answered mostly Gs, you belong at Tenūsa, Isle of Divination! We at the Headliner foresee a great love for Divination in your future if you transfer to this transcendental island paradise in the Celebes Sea!	x	If you answered mostly Hs, you belong at Uagadou School of Magic! A mystical school known for its acceptance and focus on dreams, perhaps this academy will help you to achieve yours!	x	If you answered mostly Is, you shouldn’t transfer at all—you belong right here at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Hogwarts has always been there to welcome you home, so why would you want to go anywhere else but right here?
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PROFESSORS PG. 05

MUGGLE ITEM PG. 09

SCHOOLS QUIZ PG. 11

MEALS PG. 14

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Pet Inclusion at Hogwarts By Xiomara Torres

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With May flowers comes National Pet Month, and I for one am thrilled to be able to talk to you all about pets. The inclusion of pets at Hogwarts seems to have changed over the years at Hogwarts. Traditionally, students came to Hogwarts with one of five creatures.

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The first is owls. These are great for communication purposes, allowing students to send their loved ones back home regular messages. There is a huge variety when it comes to these friendly birds: everything from the Eastern Screech Owl, which is very small, to the very large Great White Owl. There is an owl to suit every price range, including the rare Morepork Owl,	x	morepork owls	x	which is one of the most expensive ones. The second is cats, which are commonly associated with witchcraft—especially in the Muggle world. In Issue #40’s “U-Name It, Unique It” article by Aly Salinger, cats ranked as the most popular pet! This isn’t surprising given just how many breeds are available.

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	x	The third is toads, which are one of the cheapest pets available. Some may consider them to be slimy and slippery but they come in several breeds and students enjoy running after them as they jump around. Then we have the rats as the fourth option, which are also quite cheap. Like toads, they can also hide in your pocket or bag if you want to sneak them into a place! These pocket-friendly companions may not be for everyone, though. If you enjoy chasing your pet through the halls, then the fifth option might be for you! Pygmy Puffs are known for their rolling abilities and floofliness, which get them the attention of anyone who likes cute things.

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However, in recent years, Hogwarts has become more accepting of change—not only in their student population but also in the companions that students are allowed to bring. The number of pocket-friendly companions has increased quite drastically. Did you know that you can now purchase lizards and spiders as pets too? Both will set you back quite a bit, but they are great options for someone who wants something small, though both of those are quick and may end up running away and hiding somewhere in your dorm if you’re not careful. Be wary of your spider around those Pygmy Puffs—they might think they are a snack! Both of these are likely quite easy to lose in the castle too but if you get them a little tank, that will help! You can purchase an Enchanted Heat Rock from Magical Menagerie too that gives them somewhere warm to sit. Lizards also love their Sweet Leaves!	x	If you’re not big on them then fear not; there are bunnies available. These are great if you’re looking for something cute and cuddly but they do require quite a bit of attention! Leave them alone for too long and you may return to ripped bedsheets. Why not get them a Pet Bed of their own though? Now, ferrets may not be for everyone, but they do sleep for most of the day so they’re perfect if you’re worried about leaving them alone whilst you’re in class. I would recommend picking up some Ferret Chew Treats whilst you’re at the store—they’ll love you! bunnies, ferrets, and half-crups The newest pet to be welcomed into the school is the half-crup! These are magical dogs and they are incredibly cute but they are also the most expensive pet available. Right now, the only crup allowed is the Wexford Half-Crup, which is similar to a Jack Russell Terrier in appearance! You can also pick up a Self-Walking Leash from the Magical Menagerie, which will help you walk your half-crup if you’re busy studying!
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And my personal favourite is the fish option! Muggles often have goldfish in a glass bowl, and they are super easy to look after. The Golden Veiltail is also very cheap but I would suggest getting an Enchanted Fish Carrying Case to carry your new companion around in—and why not consider joining the Fish Club if you have one? We decorate our fish tanks and such in meetings! You can take them for walks in their carrying cases!	x
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The Magical Menagerie also houses some snakes but I would not recommend one of those unless you know how to speak to them. Nonetheless, with this huge variety of pets—each with multiple breeds—there is literally something for everyone! If you do not have an animal companion, be sure to visit the Magical Menagerie in the summer holidays and get yourself a new friend!

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	x	And then arrange pet playdates with everyone! They are a great way to meet new people, and with such a good variety of options, there is no excuse not to have one! XOXO, XIO

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PROFESSORS PG. 05

MUGGLE ITEM PG. 09

SCHOOLS QUIZ PG. 11

MEALS PG. 14

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Overworked, Underpaid, And It's My Fault
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My fellow students, my sixth year has been one of reckoning. ======== I have spent a lot of time exhausted, crying, staring at a wall, letting my eyes glaze over, and staring at textbooks and assignments half done. It’s honestly been really hard. I say this not to strike fear into the lower years’ hearts and minds and not to commiserate with upper-years who know this song and dance all too well. = = I honestly don’t know what the purpose of this is exactly; I’m just using this as a place to share a story that I think too many of us deal with in silence and secrecy. I think a lot of us feel like we can’t be honest about our struggles. Especially as a Muggle-born, I feel like I have to grin and bear it because I have access to this beautiful world that others don’t. Shouldn’t I be doing everything? = ===== = =========== = The answer, in short, is no. At the start of the sixth year, I added another one of my roles back that I’ve held before. I became a prefect again! I was incredibly excited while also incredibly nervous. I had felt like I had failed in this role again, I didn’t want to leave my Head of House or my housemates lacking in good leadership. Not to toot my own horn, but I do think I’ve been doing alright. If you disagree, please don’t tell me (unless you’re Professor Browne, then that makes sense). However, this meant I was a prefect, I was a writer for the Headliner, I was on the broom racing team, and I was part of the healing internship. Not only this, I was a student, a boyfriend, and a friend. It was a lot. By doing everything, I was getting minimal enjoyment and knowledge from it all. I was exhausted and my performance suffered in the things I once loved. Everything became a chore, and I was tired. My reality check came in the form of my boyfriend and I feeling like we were falling apart because I never had time for him. It was a bad, bad time. But, it was the reality check that I needed. And don’t worry, Elsi and I are still together. = So I dropped broom racing and the healing internship. I’m so much better for it. I feel like I have time to breathe now, to do things I enjoy. I hate to say it, but this will be my last Headliner article as I drop this from my schedule too. It has been a pleasure and a joy writing for all of you, my dear readers. I want to enjoy my last year of Hogwarts. Go on dates with my boyfriend (gross, I know), paint, lay in the grass, study without wanting to cry, sleep in on the weekends, and hang out with my friends. x = There’s plenty of opportunity, plenty of things to do. Manage your schedule and your own mind. We really shouldn’t be exhausted, sad, and stressed all the time. Reach out to your friends, your Head of House, or a trusted professor. These people are here to help you and support you. It’s ok to drop some things; you don’t have to do everything. You have seven years here; do one thing a year to explore your options and stick with what really makes you happy. = Don’t exhaust yourself, my friends; I promise it isn’t worth it. I’m so much happier doing less; I can enjoy the little activities I do even more than I did before.

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PROFESSORS PG. 05

MUGGLE ITEM PG. 09

SCHOOLS QUIZ PG. 11

MEALS PG. 14

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Magical and Muggle Meals: Drinks of the Wizarding World by Aly Salinger As the weather gets warmer and we students move in droves to spend more time outdoors, it’s best to bring some beverages with us to drive off dehydration! Though water’s quite refreshing and butterbeer is a traditional favourite, why not sip some other student-friendly drinks to provide both flavour and hydration while you’re lounging by the shores of the lake or sunbathing atop the viaduct? Here we’ve provided a few different options for you to try! ───────────────────────────────────

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══════════════════════════ Gillywater ══════════════════════════ Serves: 16 Time: 5-30 minutes Ingredients: ▫ 1 gallon sparkling or still water ▫ 1 cucumber ▫ 2 limes ▫ ½ cup mint ────────────────────────── Directions ────────────────────────── 𝟭| Using your wand (*knife or peeler), carefully peel the cucumber in thin strips until you reach the seeds and discard the seedy middle core. Place these thin strips, skin included, in the water and stir. 𝟮| Carefully zest and juice the limes into the water, ensuring that no seeds or pith fall in. Discard the juiced shells. 𝟯| Shred or chop the mint and add to the water. Stir the whole thing well. 𝟰| Optionally, you may allow the drink to steep for up to 30 minutes before serving; the longer it steeps, the stronger the cool, refreshing flavour will be! 𝟱| Otherwise, serve immediately! ──────────────────────────

══════════════════════════ Pumpkin Juice ══════════════════════════ Serves: 6 Time: 5 minutes Ingredients: ▫ 32 ounces apple juice ▫ 10 ounces peach, pear, or apricot juice ▫ 6 tablespoons pumpkin purée ▫ ½ teaspoon pumpkin pie spice ▫ ½ teaspoon vanilla extract** ▫ Ice (optional) ────────────────────────── **As has been said before, do not attempt to extract this from Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans. ────────────────────────── Directions ────────────────────────── 𝟭| Add all ingredients to a large pitcher and mix well. 𝟮| Add ice to individual goblets and divide contents of the pitcher amongst the goblets. Enjoy! ──────────────────────────

══════════════════════════ Cherry Soda ══════════════════════════ Serves: 4 Time: 20 minutes Ingredients: ▫ 4 cups black cherries ▫ 1 cup water ▫ 1 cup sugar from a Sugar Shrub (*granulated sugar) ▫ 2 tablespoons lemon juice ▫ Sparkling water ▫ Ice (optional) ▫ Cocktail umbrellas (optional) *Muggle alternative ────────────────────────── Directions ────────────────────────── 𝟭| Place a medium-sized cauldron over low heat and add cherries, water, sugar, and lemon juice. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the sugar dissolves entirely. 𝟮| Use a wooden spoon to smash the cherries against the side of the cauldron and release the juice within, then increase your flame to a medium heat until the juice begins to bubble. Allow to boil for ten minutes, still stirring on occasion. 𝟯| Take off the heat and allow to cool slightly, then strain the liquid syrup from the solids . Set solids aside for consumption elsewhere! 𝟰| Add the syrup and ice to individual goblets, then pour sparkling water into each goblet and top with an umbrella; this garnish was popularised in the late 1990s by former Hogwarts Charms professor Filius Flitwick. 𝟱| Stir to your liking and serve! ──────────────────────────

══════════════════════════ Otter’s Fizzy Orange Juice ══════════════════════════ Serves: 4 Time: 15 minutes Ingredients: ▫ Still water ▫ 8 tablespoons sugar from a Sugar Shrub (*granulated sugar) ▫ 1 tablespoon pumpkin pie spice ▫ 20 ounces orange juice ▫ 4 ounces sparkling water ▫ 1 teaspoon vanilla extract (**see above) ▫ 2 ½ tablespoons dragon milk half-and-half (*cow half-and-half) ▫ Ice (optional) ────────────────────────── Directions ────────────────────────── 𝟭| Prepare a sugar rim station by setting out two shallow dishes. Fill the first with water, and in the second, combine sugar and pumpkin pie spice thoroughly. 𝟮| For each individual goblet, turn it upside down and dip the rim first in the water and second in the sugar-and-spice, then turn right side up again to dry. Add ice to each goblet, if desired. 𝟯| Now prepare the drink itself. Mix the vanilla extract with the half-and-half, and divide the mixture evenly amongst the four goblets. 𝟰| Mix orange juice and sparkling water, then divide the mixture evenly amongst the four goblets. 𝟱| Stir, if desired, and serve! ──────────────────────────

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PROFESSORS PG. 05

MUGGLE ITEM PG. 09

SCHOOLS QUIZ PG. 11

MEALS PG. 14