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10 Nov 2019, 00:59

Give yourself an overbite, make a skunk spray you and wear the clothes from your hamper. All the ladies will want you then

Every time I go to Starbucks the line is too long, how do I be the first in line?

Jorah Moussa

Adult, I

367 296

10 Nov 2019, 20:27

@Angela Nelson

It's simple. Pull the fire alarm then all the other customers will leave.

I need to plan an awesome surprise party for my friend's birthday. Any suggestions for a good surprise party?

Stam:10 - Eva: 5 - Str: 15 - Wis:5 - ArcP:1 - Acc:10 - Ability: Broken Broomshaft, Evasive Maneuvers
"Just keep swinging"

Katrina Walker

Librarian Aide, II

1 414 147

19 Nov 2019, 00:55

Light their house on fire. It will sure come as a surprise!

I don't have any friends. What should I do?

>Stats: Sta 9, Evas 8, Str 3, Wis 11, ArcP 9, Acc 6<
>Healing Sage | Perfectionist | Charmer || Leader of SHC| Owner of The Kat Shop<

Pericles Dralt

Auror-in-Training, I

2 029 990

19 Nov 2019, 06:02

Find a family you admire. Concoct a Polyjuice potion. Take turns emulating different members of the family until the jig is up! You'll have all the experience of doting relationships with none of the long-term, messy, convoluted commitment. It's foolproof!

I have an exam coming up that I don't think I'm ready for. How should I prepare?

{ 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔞 𝔟𝔬𝔶: 𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢, 𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔬𝔶. 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔰𝔞𝔶 𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔣𝔞𝔯 𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔰𝔢𝔞. }

(iNPC: Madhup Hexum)

Kristen Coulter

Second year, Slytherin

46 7

19 Nov 2019, 12:51

By getting blackout drunk.

I vaccinated my frog, and I think it has autism.(/s) what should I do???

"On the bleakest day. In the darkest hour. chin up, shoulders back, lets see what we're made of, you and I" - 12th doctor, dark water| Stamina:6 Evasion:5 Strength:2 Wisdom:7 Arcane power:8 Accuracy:7

Solomon Lear

Headmaster of Hogwarts, IV

12 275 15 948

19 Nov 2019, 18:42

Seek medical information and diagnosis for your frog from the internet. They are never wrong.

Side adult note: please remember special interest groups exist and making an antivaxxer joke would be at the expense of potentially some of our users. Please make sure you check your humor.

I can never make a long car ride without hitting every rest stop to pee. What should I do?

There is something about ambition, how it not only propels you but also defines you.

Primrose Mcarthy

Second year, Slytherin

138 8

19 Nov 2019, 19:53

Bring along a diaper!

My little brother won't knock on my door before coming in and it really annoys me! What should I do?

You never realize that when you're with your people your inner star is shining
-Josie Burke

Katrina Walker

Librarian Aide, II

1 414 147

20 Nov 2019, 00:48

Hide in your room and when he comes in scare the living daylights out of him. (It works every time) also, begin doing the same to him. Randomly knock on his door in the middle of the night. Be sure to get caught too...

I'm scared of spiders, what should I do?

>Stats: Sta 9, Evas 8, Str 3, Wis 11, ArcP 9, Acc 6<
>Healing Sage | Perfectionist | Charmer || Leader of SHC| Owner of The Kat Shop<

Teiki Laurent

Second year, Hufflepuff

387 19

20 Nov 2019, 03:38

Write a peace treaty to the spiders. Make sure to remind the spiders of the peace treaty every time they try to come near you. Spiders are rule-abiding folk.

I think it's becoming cold/flu season. How do I make sure I don't get sick for the holidays?

Tammie Rogers

First year, Hufflepuff

27 7

20 Nov 2019, 14:33

Submerge yourself in a tub full of ice! Or bury yourself in snow, if available.

Now, for the life of me, how do I turn the TV audio down?!

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