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1 Oct 2019, 05:45

Tie the cat to a chair and keep hugging it for all eternity. It will soon adapt to the hug situation and love you. (Maybe.)

I keep getting up way too early on weekends and I can't go back to sleep.

I am not, as chosen in my profile, female, but agender. I use the pronouns they/them. Thanks.

Jorah Moussa

Adult, I

367 296

14 Oct 2019, 20:50

@Quinn Prescott
In Soviet Russia, you don't go to sleep. Sleep goes to you. I recommend moving to Soviet Russia.

I need to go to the DMV to renew my driver's license, but I just don't wanna. What should I do?

Stam:10 - Eva: 5 - Str: 15 - Wis:5 - ArcP:1 - Acc:10 - Ability: Broken Broomshaft, Evasive Maneuvers
"Just keep swinging"

Rainier Green

Third year, Gryffindor

150 56

14 Oct 2019, 20:55

@Jorah Moussa With a laminating machine and some ingenuity, you can skip the lines and avoid the fines!

I want a sandwich, and I want something new. What should I put in there?

"Touch me, Midas; make me part of your design."
Encyclopedia Entry (and further history.)
Strength: 1; Agility: 12; Control: 10; Stamina: 7

Jorah Moussa

Adult, I

367 296

14 Oct 2019, 20:59

@Rainier Green
Have you tried people? Its...to die for.

I'm wanted by the police for making questionable sandwiches. What should I do?

Stam:10 - Eva: 5 - Str: 15 - Wis:5 - ArcP:1 - Acc:10 - Ability: Broken Broomshaft, Evasive Maneuvers
"Just keep swinging"

Jeffrey Hiller

First year, Slytherin

19 7

14 Oct 2019, 22:17

Answer all the questions about them. Then they won't be questionable.

My house is Haunted.

-Jefferey Hiller

Jorah Moussa

Adult, I

367 296

16 Oct 2019, 02:56

Purge the demons with fire! Burn down your house.

I'm homeless, what should I do?

Stam:10 - Eva: 5 - Str: 15 - Wis:5 - ArcP:1 - Acc:10 - Ability: Broken Broomshaft, Evasive Maneuvers
"Just keep swinging"

Warren Kirkland

Second year, Slytherin

44 10

16 Oct 2019, 03:04

Enter a home with no car in the driveway! The lights are out, you're free to sleep on the couch, and fridges typically have food in them. Beware of allergies.

I seemed to have a customer who is upset because their drink isn't what they thought it would taste like. However, they do this daily, and I know them to be a problem. What should I do to stop this from happening again?

Caelan Stewart

Third year, Slytherin

198 192

16 Oct 2019, 03:15

Don't ever deliver the drink. If you never give them the drink they can't get upset on how it tastes.

I thirty minutes left to do a two page essay I haven't started yet!

"Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own. Like me."
Bo Burnham

Warren Kirkland

Second year, Slytherin

44 10

16 Oct 2019, 03:21

Type the essay out in 24 size font. You'll have two pages in no time!

Unfortunately, I seemed to have misplaced my glasses somewhere. Retracing my steps, I can't seem to find them. What should I do?

Piérre Marchonné

Street Performer, I

1 357 1 022

16 Oct 2019, 03:29

Check where you stepped. You probably broke them and they’re currently on the bottom of your shoe. Nice going by the way.

What is the best way to bake cookies for Kris Kringle?

Jesters do oft prove prophets. 𓀚
I am the brother account to Romeo Marchonné & Zyva Hel Fae Skógrwight

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