Ridiculously wrong answers!

try to bribe the tree with some plant food or something, and if that fails try covering it in Christmas lights, and if that still doesn't work wrap the tree in copper wire then set it on fire that way its "hot wired"

how to breath 103

Kick your respiratory system to the curb. Take 2 magical flower petals then make glasses out of them. Take some magical fairy dust, go to Neverland, and eat a troll.

How to tell how old a fake plant is 104

The best way to tell how old a fake plant is in my personal experience, is to take a big old bite of it, if it's stale you know it's pretty old, if it tastes good then make a salad with it!

how do you drive a muggle car 105?

Grab a fork. Then take some apple juice, and put it on the top of your car. Then grab a friend and say some encouraging words to your car, and if that doesn't work, yeet it off a tower and fly away.

How to paint a dinosaur 106

OMG! That's awesome I'll definitely have to try that!

Build a time machine go back to the Jurassic age and try to get the T-rex to pose for you if that doesn't work for you, shrink the T-rex and put it in an ant farm!

how to pack for the beach traveler's tutorial 101

Have your spatulas and bowls. Then grab all of your illegal animals and hop in the car. Drive to a body of water and teach your (illegal) animals how to swim. Remember to pack your swim suit. And your BLT (Bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich)

How to eat a lamp. 111

Abosorb it thru ur foot

How do you ride a cow?

First you have to feed the cow. Then milk it. After you do that drink the milk raw then try to pick up the cow

How to make hamburgers

First: Get 2 ducks
Second: Put them on a grill
Third: Consume

How do I wash a towel?

oh no not the ducks

you get some dirt and water. Mix. Put towel in and rub the mud all over

How do I clean