Ridiculously wrong answers!

Because it's really just maple syrup
Why is school soo boring

Because once upon a time a dinosaur walked on it

Why is my hair so straight?

because you ate a ruler

how do I run

You run on your hair like super fast
How do I shake someone's hand?

Start by jumping up and down really fast 6 times, then spin in a circle 8 times, stick out your leg, and shake the others' hand with your foot.

What names do I go by?

Kareenie meanie bobinee the queenie and quasimodo

Who is your favourite friend?

Your favorite friend is the person who gives you a rock and a pebble

How do I eat a pineapple?

You have to fry it for 3 hours, then, once it's burnt, shove it in the freezer for about an hour, then, defrost it. Now, it's ready to be eaten.... (make sure to use chopsticks to eat it)

How should I style my hair tomorrow?

Have a long high- side ponytail fed through the bottom of a clean empty dr.pepper bottle so it looks like it's spilling soda!!!
What should I wear tomorrow?

Wear a sweater with a big hippo drawing on it. A purple-and-black-skirt. 1 Nike shoe and 1 Sketchers shoe. (no socks)

How should I carry my books for school?