~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

I would be very happy if I cant leave vegas
Granted! but you hate it

I wish for world peace

Granted! Only it only last for 2 days of the year. The rest of the time is war

I wish that I could turn into a bird and back at my pleasure

Granted! but you're stuck at a zoo

I wish my brother had good grades

Granted! Only you will get bad grades!

I wish that I could be invisible without having to remove my clothes

Granted! but people will see through your clothes yuck

I wish that this guy would stop asking me if I like him

Granted! Only other guys start to ask you I have a similar problem. My best friend for the past 4 years wants to kiss me. Like dude, you're not my type. But those he listen? Nooooo.

I wish that people weren't as stupid as the majority of them are

he doesn't even know what I look like
Granted! but now your a deedadee

I wish for happiness

That is slightly weird, but my friend and I haven't seen each other in like a year.
Granted! It only lasts for a week.

I wish that I could be in Paris!

he's ignoring me now
Granted! but no one likes you there

I wish I could be in toon town

Granted! You live there forever and never have any human contact.

I wish that animals could talk