Bad Advice

Choose neither of them and go alone.

Some people think I need to be more sociable (Sapphire and I have that in common). What should I do about it?

go out hicking, find a nice cave, baracade yourself inside and live the rest of your life in isolation

I'm tired all the time, dont have time to properly rest through out the majority of the week, what would you say I should do about that?

Death means eternal sleep...

I tend to give all of my characters some sort of mental illness.

Have you tried MPD?

How do I escape Askaban?

Flirt with the guards. I've heard they're good kissers.


I'm way behind on homework and in way over my head. What should I do?

Don't do it.

I've barely scratched the surface of what's in the Forbidden Forest, but as the name suggests, it's forbidden and sometimes hard to get into. What do I do?

Raid it! There’s probably some Area 51 shit going on in there!

I’m making Polyjuice potion. How do I obtain the hair/body part?

Kill the person. It doesn't matter who else is in the room, because you can always kill them as well.

I can't seem to be able to get a moment of peace. What do I do?

Stop bathing or brushing your teeth. That should encourage people to give you more personal space.

I talk in my sleep and it's becoming embarrassing. What can I do?

Tattoo eyes onto your eye lids. That way people will think your still awake when you talk in your sleep.

It's illegal to pump your own gas in New Jersey. How do I get around this without leaving the state?