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Drink more alcohol.

How do I stop procrastinating?

Adrian Meredith Calhoun
Stamina: 5 | Evasion: 5 | Strength: 6 | Wisdom: 7 | Arcane Power: 7 | Accuracy: 5
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Don't do anything.

How do I get more energy (in Hogwarts Mystery, mind you. I have plenty of energy IRL)?

☽The water hears and understands. The ice does not forgive.☾
Stamina - 7||Evasion-8||Strength-7||Wisdom-9||Arc. Power-7||Accuracy-7
Cat’s grace
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Leave your phone out in the sun. The app absorbs it like a calculator.

On an unrelated note, I need a new phone, what should I do?

Stam:10 - Eva: 5 - Str: 15 - Wis:5 - ArcP:1 - Acc:10 - Ability: Broken Broomshaft, Evasive Maneuvers
"Just keep swinging"
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Steal one

My cat is sick, what do I do?

Brielle Gray ゚・:*。(ꈍᴗꈍ)ε`*)~。*:・゚
Proudly Veela
Strength: 5 Evasion: 5 Stamina: 4 Wisdom: 5 Arcane Power: 5 Accuracy: 6
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Give it Tylenol. If that doesn't work its time for a dog.

I'm craving Chick-fila but its Sunday. What do I do?

Stam:10 - Eva: 5 - Str: 15 - Wis:5 - ArcP:1 - Acc:10 - Ability: Broken Broomshaft, Evasive Maneuvers
"Just keep swinging"
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Stalk your local Chick-Fil-A employees and go to their house and force them to cook your prized chicken on a Sunday!

I need to save money so I can go to the Area 51 raid and get them aliens, but I'm broke with no job! What do I do?

"your loss, baby !!"
stamina 10 | evasion 7 | strength 6 | wisdom 7 | arcpower 6 | accuracy 9
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You follow me, dear Malra~ My grandfather worked there, I'm sure I could get you in *winks*

I happen to have incredibly low confidence. Any pointers?

[pc] koko riddle · 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' · cyrus darsel [inpc]
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Make Cheeto man your profile picture. Cheeto man solves all problems. He has the answers.

How do I get Kokos grandpa to give me his supply of aliens?

"your loss, baby !!"
stamina 10 | evasion 7 | strength 6 | wisdom 7 | arcpower 6 | accuracy 9
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Reducio
Cheeto man is lovely LOL


He liked coffee. A lot. If you're willing to give up your stash...

I misplaced my sheet music for a song I need to learn by Saturday. Help.

[pc] koko riddle · 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' · cyrus darsel [inpc]
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Channel your inner Eminem and free style.

On an unrelated note, I've made some inappropriate comments on stage now everyone wants to hurt me. What do I do?

Stam:10 - Eva: 5 - Str: 15 - Wis:5 - ArcP:1 - Acc:10 - Ability: Broken Broomshaft, Evasive Maneuvers
"Just keep swinging"