~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted! but you won't wake up for 200 years and when you do everything's different and people would think of you as a ghost
I wish I could be rich

Granted but know you are so rich that you don't know when to stop buying things and end up broke

I wish I could not go to school

Granted! Only now, school suddenly is fun and there are epic parties everyday which you can't attend.

I wish I could go to Greece!

Granted! But the Greeks all hate you
I wish I didn't ever have to clean

Granted!! But there's no one else to clean, and the place soon turns super dirty and stinky with germs all around

I wish my parents would buy me a punching bag!

granted! but whoever you hurt yourself using it they take it away for a month. uh oh...

I wish I could sleep all day

Granted!! But you miss all your schedule and regret it afterwards...

I wish my friends would stop fighting with each other

Granted! but now they all like each other and completely ignore you

I wish my brother would help out sometimes

Granted!! but your brother only helps when the work's easy and doesn't bother to help when it's a difficult task... sounds entirely like my brother—

I wish I could lose a lot of weight before 12th april.

Granted! Both your legs fell of. Quite a lot of weight gone.

I wish I could read all night and day for a week and never get tired.