Ridiculously wrong answers!

Oranges are made as orange because someone came up with a chemical to insert into the oranges so the oranges would be orange, following after the color orange because the orange is called an orange. This is made from orange thermochromic pigment, orange dye, orange Cupric Sulphate, orange Cupric Polyvinyl, and orange Cupric chloride.

Why are bananas called bananas?

(You really typed all that and said orange that many times!?!)

Because they drive you the word of bananas, meaning estastic.

What day is it?

It’s a holiday for everyone to celebrate with lots of food, giving gifts, and enjoying the lights and snow.

What time of year is it?

It is the time of year when it rains monkeys of course! See the sky?

What are pajamas?

They're back scratchers. Obviously!

Why can't humans fly?

Well, you see, humans do fly. They fly in airplanes and they can only go a short distance and they can't take anything with them! That's why you don't really hear about humans flying.

How do I write a good story?

you grab a tomato and start splashing tomato juice all over your parchment paper and start writing, of course!

why do humans have skin?

Can be peeled off as stress relief! Another use is it acts as animal repellant! No mammals can digest the weird layer that grows on humans.

What is a volcano?

A volcano is a flat part of earth that shoots ice at people. If you get hit with the ice, you will be frozen until the next Ice Age passes.

How do you befriend someone?

You pretend you have a mustache, and twirl it as if you actually have one. Then you pat someone on the back, hoping to befriend them. Everyone knows that - perhaps cross your fingers though??

What’s a owl?