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Colin McCoire wrote: 14 Mar 2025, 00:52

Fred Glaser wrote: 14 Mar 2025, 00:44 Hay Colin how is your Sham Poo

*sniffs delicately at globs of sham poo*

Er.

Minty?

*tastes sham poo*

*makes yucky face*

I don't think ye're supposed to eat this stuff, mate!

Emily Shephard wrote: 14 Mar 2025, 00:47
I dread to think what he'd say when he sees a computer

Oh!

I know all about pewters!

@Colin McCoire you NEED to pay more attention in Muggle studies

I saw a pewter once in a muggle restaurant!

Twas this box with wee people in it! I tried to say hi to them, but they ignored me. I knocked on their window and the man behind the counter said "Sod off ye little gobshite!"

No. Wait. That was the tally visor! Some kind of box anyway! Muggles have so many boxes for everything! Boxes for their desks, boxes for the hands, boxes in their motor cars! They're always staring at boxes!

*skips off to the Forbidden Forest*

Colin McCoire wrote: 14 Mar 2025, 01:00 I saw a pewter once in a muggle restaurant!

Twas this box with wee people in it! I tried to say hi to them, but they ignored me. I knocked on their window and the man behind the counter said "Sod off ye little gobshite!"

No. Wait. That was the tally visor! Some kind of box anyway! Muggles have so many boxes for everything! Boxes for their desks, boxes for the hands, boxes in their motor cars! They're always staring at boxes!

You say that like it's a concern

Coming from the man behind those mysterious boxes left on the table too!

Colin McCoire wrote: 14 Mar 2025, 01:00 I saw a pewter once in a muggle restaurant!

Twas this box with wee people in it! I tried to say hi to them, but they ignored me. I knocked on their window and the man behind the counter said "Sod off ye little gobshite!"

No. Wait. That was the tally visor! Some kind of box anyway! Muggles have so many boxes for everything! Boxes for their desks, boxes for the hands, boxes in their motor cars! They're always staring at boxes!

Av is always confused when it comes to certain muggle products. She could never understand why her old muggle friend used to stare at people trapped in a box!

I dunno Emmi. He didn't seem worried that there were house elves trapped in his pewter box! I didn't think muggles even had house elves!

Colin McCoire wrote: 14 Mar 2025, 01:02 I dunno Emmi. He didn't seem worried that there were house elves trapped in his pewter box! I didn't think muggles even had house elves!

*sigh*

Hate to break it to you, McCoire... But we muggles don't have house elves

Emily Shephard wrote: 14 Mar 2025, 01:03

Colin McCoire wrote: 14 Mar 2025, 01:02 I dunno Emmi. He didn't seem worried that there were house elves trapped in his pewter box! I didn't think muggles even had house elves!

*sigh*

Hate to break it to you, McCoire... But we muggles don't have house elves

But!

I saw them! In the tally pewter thing! They were all dressed up in costumes and talking about Tesco Value Laxative! I don't even know what that is, but why do muggles need house elves to tell them about things?

Muggles are just so --- complicated!