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Won’t Make My Mama Proud

He grimaced at the thought of his mother who abandoned him. What a lovely April Fools morning. Right?

Well, this Tuesday Morning was definitely so fun for him. He got a gift from Simon a week ago telling him to open it today. Well, there was nothing in there but a paper that said “Look in the mirror.”

Telling him to open a gift on April Fools should have been a big give away but he’s a stupid kid. Obviously, if he could not clue into that hint.


He was standing at the Great Lake, and hid behind one of the trees to change into his swimwear: yellow speedos with a spongebob theme on it. He felt his interiors burning with shame but he decided to brush that shame off as he took off running towards the lake.

However, as the tip of his toes touched the shores brushing along the shoreline, he halted. He couldn’t run into the water. It was a known fact that the Bairds could not swim, almost as if it were genetic. It wasn’t, he just was too scared to learn to swim.

Clark figured maybe he could use magic to help him swim. What spell was that again?

He stood there for a few minutes before sitting down, accepting defeat. Good god, why couldn’t he just brave it and wade in shallow water? Why did he have to be so pathetic, such a wimp?

Happy April First to him.
@Prat Pass

You've gotta break some eggs to make an omlette, something something.
𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝘽𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙙 Ⅰ Hogwarts Hufflepuff.
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Prat sat under the dappled shade of a large Oak tree, the way gentle waves of the Great Lake caressed the shore was a soothing lullaby to his ears, relaxing and tranquil environment for his moments of introspection. He brought a book, a sandwich, and a bottle of water with him, all neatly packed in his beautiful black and grey sling bag. His plan for today's events were quite simple: spending his day lost in the pages of his favorite poetry book and occasionally dip his toes into the cool lake water, just the toes. The serenity of this perfect bubble was only pierced by a flash of yellow and the sound of rustling fabric.

Prat's gaze drifted over to the peculiar sight of Clark, Clark Baird son of that wine stealing Octavius Baird. He observed the boy as he awkwardly changed into something that looked like a cross between a banana and a sea sponge. Perhaps this was some kind of April Fools' Day prank? It did seem like something a cryptid like Clark would choose. An odd method fit for the odd boy.

Otherwise, if this was his attempt at a fashion statement, he deserved to be silenced for life.

He watched from his concealed spot as Clark, now in his eye-catching yellow speedos, took off running towards the lake with an unusual enthusiasm. Prat could no longer resist his curiosity. Teasing Clark a bit, calling out to him he began, "Need a push?, Why do you take off your pants every time I see you?" he quipped., This was in reference to the statistic where two third's of the time Prat had interacted with this boy, it was with his pants down somehow.

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Prat Pass - Slytherin
Sta: 7 | Eva: 10 | Str: 6 | Wis: 7 | Arc: 7 | Acc: 13
Sta: 9 | Eva: 15 | Str: 0 | Wis: 7 | Arc: 5 | Acc: 15
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He stared awkwardly at the water and he took a tiny step towards the water, the shores brushing against his toes not making much of a change. He had to admit he was petrified. A little scared. But what could he do? He needed to learn at some point. He had to be good at everything, especially since he was going to have to get merpeople scales soon. But he was scared.

So what is he doing about it it? He shivered a bit, covering his chest and shaking. His legs quivered as did his arms. The breeze wasn’t that lovely. He heard a voice and groaned.

This fucker was still alive? “Do not push me into the fucking water.” He said harshly, turning to face the horrible weasel. He heard the latter comment and wasn’t sure what to say. “Prat. I’ve only physically encountered you like two times, not including today. I’ve had to change into pajamas, which by the way dad wants the ones he loaned to you back. You look too much like an ugly snail without it and I want it back so you can stay this way.”

What a horrible remark. Someone was gonna have to teach him how to roast, but it couldn’t be self taught as he tried to roast someone and failed. He thought for a second, wanting to ask if Prat wanted to call for a truce with him. Nay, he would be a weak boy if he had to admit that.

“You smell a bit like piss.” He said plainly. It wasn’t true, but he was hoping prat would fall for it and leave him alone, and go so far away that prat would be the equivalent of Pluto as if Clark was the sun. If that wasn’t enough, Clark was throwing something else in. “I’m trying to come up with an insult that’s stupid enough for you to realize, so give me a moment.”
@prat pass

You've gotta break some eggs to make an omlette, something something.
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Prat stared at Clark, in all his loathsome weasel glory. "Clark you absolute buffoon" He spat, voice with a hint of disdain. "Those pajamas you gave me, they looked like shit. They're nothing but a pile of ashes in some muggle trashcan now. Exactly where they belonged after seeing your behaviour you spoiled brat." He scowled, "I burned them the moment i got home and realized the hideousness just wearing them bestowed upon me."

He folded his arms, racing with the question of whether to leave the scene and move on to a merry and peaceful location or stay and perhaps finish what clark instigated. "If you're gonna keep whining about it, i'll pay it's cost to your father in knuts". He got up from his spot and began walking towards the boy "But only if it ensures you'll stop bothering me and leave me alone." The idea of giving Clark's father compensation for those clothes seemed reasonable to Prat. Objects, specially clothes were important for day to day life and thus all sane humans were expected to maintain their own collection.

But he had to make it annoying enough for Clark, even if that set amounted to 10 galleons or something, send a knut each day would take the father son duo about so many years to finally collect it all and with potential inflation, their money would now hold less value.

"You smell a bit like piss,"

"Why the fuck do you know what piss smells like? you wetting yer bed gobbie?" Prat shot back, as a mischievous idea came to his bright brilliant mind. A suggestive and malicious glint in his eyes as he continued to approach clark. "Your language is as foul as your sense of humor Clark, do you know what it smells like because of that barn you stay at?"

With Clark at arm's reach, Prat could no longer resist the urge to push clark down the lake and exercise some prefect privileges. He gave clark a firm enough shove that sent him tumbling down into the lake, making quite a splash with his tiny figure. As Prat watched Clark come up, he stood their, wide grin across his face. "Clark Baird, you've been caught by a prefect, swimming in the lake specially when you were told not to. Please clean yourself up and await your detention." He turned to leave, "And be prepared for a lot of hardwork come tomorrow, it'll be a lot of cleaning to do."
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Prat Pass - Slytherin
Sta: 7 | Eva: 10 | Str: 6 | Wis: 7 | Arc: 7 | Acc: 13
Sta: 9 | Eva: 15 | Str: 0 | Wis: 7 | Arc: 5 | Acc: 15
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Clark stared at Prat, his face lining itself up to appear as if he were giving Prat a cold, hard staring expression. He wanted it to be shown that he did not think Prat was funny. "My dad does not deserve one knut a day. I don't give two fucks what you do, but you owe it to him to give him all of it at once. He is not someone for you to mock or drag through the ground. For your information, you sniveling toad, he was only trying to penalize you for harming me. Besides, you were a guest, you would never get the worst of it."

The goblin looked at his face as he spoke the words calling him a bedwetter. He felt like his chest just got crushed, like breathing was harder. This accusation was horrible. "No." He managed to say, looking sadly back at Prat, before he got shoved into the water. His back slammed into the dirty, yet wet ground and he turned himself over to push himself up. "Prat." He spoke, before being issued a detention.

He realized what happened and ran out of the extremely shallow water and lunged at Prat, his right fist drawn back, ready to punch. "You bastard. I was not swimming UNTIL YOU SHOVED ME IN!"

You've gotta break some eggs to make an omlette, something something.
𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝘽𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙙 Ⅰ Hogwarts Hufflepuff.
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For Prat, the sudden splash of water and heavy thud of clark hitting the shore was as surprising as it was alarming, none at all. He had done it and he owned his actions with pride. Clark had attempted to prank Prat before and this was his payback. He had fully meant to throw Clark into the water.

He saw Clark emerging from shallows of the lake, eyes blazing with indignation and a fist clenched at his side in accusation. Aww did the stupid little baby finally think Prat had gone too far? He could not care less what Clark thought. Prat didn't step back, he just braced himself for the inevitable.

Clark's hand shot forward, was this an attempt from goblin to assert himself? Pathetic. Feeble mind driven with fury could only harm Prat so much. He did not want to overstep the line Octavius had drawn, not this close to that senile man becoming their nurse. Ever since Octavius became Nurse, Prat's visits to that wing had gotten less and less scarce. He did not want to meet the man whose son he kept fighting one way or another.

Within that split-second, Prat made a decision to not dodge the blow. The punch connected with his shoulder, a solid impact was sent through his body. There, now Clark had done it. Prat could not believe Clark could get any stupider. This boy had only managed to make it worse for himself and further drew himself into a corner.

In the blink of an eye, Prat's demeanor transformed from the jovial prankster to a firm disciplinarian. His face was now a mask of authority. "Clark" he said, his voice firm and measured, "this is unacceptable behaviour. You're on detention for swimming in the lakde and for further assaulting a Prefect." Prat flashed him a wide smirk, his eyes never leaving Clark's as he stayed there for Clark to register the consequences of his actions.

Stepping back from the lake, Prat said "As a Prefect, I am obligated to inform your father of this incident. I will be writing a letter detailing the events that transpired today, including your disregard for the rules and the resulting altercation." With that, Prat turned on his heel, expecting Clark to follow in silence.
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Prat Pass - Slytherin
Sta: 7 | Eva: 10 | Str: 6 | Wis: 7 | Arc: 7 | Acc: 13
Sta: 9 | Eva: 15 | Str: 0 | Wis: 7 | Arc: 5 | Acc: 15
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ATTACHMENT FOR DETENTION NOTICE IN A THREAD
Congrats, you have managed to land yourself detention! You can familiarize yourself with our Detention System here. You, the player, are absolutely not in any trouble, the detention is IC.

I will make the starter of detention in which I explain the context of the detention, the expectations, and the requirements to complete the detention and tag you in it.

Only when I post the detention thread will the detention rules go into effect. You can continue to RP in this thread to have your character react to the situation. If you have any questions, feel free to send me an owl or dm me.

Prat Pass - Slytherin
Sta: 7 | Eva: 10 | Str: 6 | Wis: 7 | Arc: 7 | Acc: 13
Sta: 9 | Eva: 15 | Str: 0 | Wis: 7 | Arc: 5 | Acc: 15