Favorite Quotes

i want to apologize to all the women i have called beautiful
before i’ve called them intelligent or brave
i am sorry i made it sound as though
something as simple as what you’re born with
is all you have to be proud of
when you have broken mountains with your wit
from now on i will say things like
you are resilient, or you are extraordinary
not because i don’t think you’re beautiful
but because i need you to know
you are more than that

rupi kaur

"It's funny how people say they miss you, but don't even make an effort to even see you"

"When you fight fire with fire, the world goes up in smoke."
- Lemony Snicket


"The world is quiet here"
-Jacquelyn Scieszka, Lemony Snicket, and Kit Snicket

This is from a series of unfortunate events

“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.” Dumbledore; Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

A lot of these are sort of serious and dark, so i thought i would put a few I found funny in here

"CRABS ARE PEOPLE! CLAMS ARE PEOPLE! LEGIT OR QUIT! - Lewis Brindley

"Schembulock! - Schembulock

"Are you a cop?"
"No, I'm a plant."

that last quote was from a pretty good, old movie called Clue. It is obviously based on the game.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
-Inigo Montoya

"It ends when you decide and we drink and find out who is right, and who is dead."
-Wesley

"He's only mostly dead."
-Magical Max

"Mawiage!"
-The Exemplary Priest

Princess bride happens to be the very best.

Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless. –Jamie Paolinetti

“If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”
- Lemony Snicket, The Ersatz Elevator

“You may not instantly see why I bring the subject up, but that is because my mind works so phenomenally fast, and I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number.”
“Er, five,” said the mattress.
“Wrong,” said Marvin. “You see?”
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"It's a small world but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."
- Steven Wright

Frodo : I can't do this, Sam.

Sam : I know.
It's all wrong
By rights we shouldn't even be here.
But we are.
It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo.
The ones that really mattered.
Full of darkness and danger they were,
and sometimes you didn't want to know the end.
Because how could the end be happy.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened.
But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow.
Even darkness must pass.
A new day will come.
And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
Those were the stories that stayed with you.
That meant something.
Even if you were too small to understand why.
But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand.
I know now.
Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t.
Because they were holding on to something.

Frodo : What are we holding on to, Sam?

Sam : That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.

"The future's blurry, but the past is a trap."
-Zayde Wolfe, Coldblooded