~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted, but you get to know their actual personality is super rude...

I wish I could speak every language that exists tho i can speak every language that doesn't exist

Granted! But you can't understand any language so you won't be able to engage in any meaningful conversation.

I wish the whole world was made of chocolate

Granted, but the world melts and everyone dies, along with you.

I wish my favourite music artist will actually have a concert and I'll be there to see it

granted. but your fav artist gets sick just before he/she/they/pronoun here starts the concern

I wish I'll have more close friends (:

You can have me btw ^~^
Granted, but they're secretly betraying you...

I wish my internet would work better.

yay!! granted! but you no longer have access to it

I wish I will magically get to master perfection in anything I want without overloading

Granted! But after a day, you'll lose the ability.

I wish I could be more confident.

Granted, but you become so confident that you keep insisting that things would work and jumped off a 800-metre building one day

I wish i don’t have any more homework.

Granted, but now you have even more eXaMsSsSsS ^~^

I wish my friend hadn't fought with me today.

Sorry bout that Ash.

Granted! But you'll forget she's your friend.

I wish I had my own computer