~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted! But you've forgotten you can't survive without air in space

I wish Trigonometric ratios didn't exist Grrr I want to chocolidify whoever discovered them

Granted but Prat chocolidified you Reggie m before you did that.

I wish I can survive in space to meet hah hash brown irl.

HIPPARCHUS discovered it... go ahead rickroller sims (also, throw the nitrogen cylinder on his face for me (jk no offence ))
Granted but now you have Calculus to solve instead (forgive me...)

I wish I could get a better chemistry teacher...

Good, but your former chemistry teacher will become your new teacher in all other subjects.

I wish to become a superstar

Yes, but your songs won't mean anything and won't be appreciated in a few years... Sorry.

I wish I could go to Japan...

Granted! You are now lost in the middle of the Shirakami-Sanchi forest

I wish I could turn people into chocolate.

granted, but they melt within seconds of being transformed and turn back into people

I wish I had the motivation to make an iNPC banner

Granted, but the banner doesn't look very good in the end...

I wish I could travel to Spain.

Anytime! You're now locked up in a Spanish jail!

I wish Math wasn't compulsory...

ok, me too in real life... but too bad for you, I will make your wish come true but you will therefore have 2 hours of all the other lessons. But beware ! 2 hours following each other!

I wish to meet my favorite rock band !