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Act like a terrible person so that they dont want to be YOUR friend anymore!

A character i have on another rp site is being tried for attempted murder- what do i do to get him out safely?

Wisdom: 18 - Arcane Power: 15 - Accuracy: 13 - Stamina: 9 - Strength: 4 - Evasion: 22
Binding Mark - Blind Vision - Paragon of Health - Spell Spread - Perfectionist
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[quote]The solution is obvious. Kill the person who is accusing you of murder. Duh.

My friend thinks he's a furry and he's rawr xD-ing everywhere. Pls help.

"your loss, baby !!"
stamina 10 | evasion 7 | strength 6 | wisdom 7 | arcpower 6 | accuracy 9
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Get in jail. You won't be around them anymore!

I can't find a good book to read! Where do I go?

Look around, look around, at how luck lucky we are to be alive right now...
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Buy a kindle. I know some people dont think thats bad advice- but I HATE kindles with a passion of a thousand burning stars.

One of my uncles is a jerk because he is religious to a point where everyone who disagrees with him is a "sinner who will burn in hell"- he also ran away from the police a while back. What do I do to get him to be nicer?

Wisdom: 18 - Arcane Power: 15 - Accuracy: 13 - Stamina: 9 - Strength: 4 - Evasion: 22
Binding Mark - Blind Vision - Paragon of Health - Spell Spread - Perfectionist
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Threaten him with everything you have. Everything you can do. If it doesn't work, call a million people to do it to him too.

I'm sooooo bored. What do I do?

Look around, look around, at how luck lucky we are to be alive right now...
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Have you tried just sitting there? it's a great cure for boredom just don't do anything and for added effect go watch paint dry.

I'm in the middle of an exam but I fear I might fail it what do I do?

Stamina: 7 | Evasion: 10 | Strength: 6 | Wisdom: 8 | Arcane Power: 8 | Accuracy: 6
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The best way to pass an exam successfully is to ask the answers to your neighbor.

I have a headache. What can I do ?

"Toute vérité n'est pas bonne à dire"
~French proverb~
Not here from 07 to 31 August
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Dunk your head in ice water. It will numb your head and your headache will be replaced with possible hypothermia!

I'm lost in a forest. What should I do?

"You cannot now believe that you will ever feel better. But this is not true. You are sure to be happy again. Knowing this, truly believing it will make you less miserable now."
- Abraham Lincoln
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Go and try to ask one of those bears! I'm sure they'd love to help you.

I'm hungry but have no food, what should I do?

`Even if you can't change the world, you can change individuals.' Daniel Howell
Stamina: 6 | Evasion: 7 | Strength: 2 | Wisdom: 6 | ArcPower: 7 | Accuracy: 7
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You should go eat your own hand!


I lost my TV remote; what should I do?

“When you fight fire with Fire, the world goes up in smoke” -Netflix