~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted, but you will do everyone else's homework........twice

I wish I could discover something useful (scientific discovery)

Granted, but your discovery goes into the wrong hands which can destroy human existence even if that doesn't make sense...

I wish I could meet my fav celebs IRL!!

Granted, but you realise that their personalities are all horrible irl

I wish for all the knowledge in the world

Granted, but everyone else is super duper dumb they dunno anything...

I wish I could play all the sports.

Granted!! But you cannot play any of them well. my teacher gave me a 5 minutes break

I wish I could mind control my teachers.

Granted but you end up getting mind controlled for the same amount of time by a hungry gorilla miles away

I wish the person who writes after this shuts up

NOT granted, i love talking too much

I wish Joseph would stop biting my bestest buckaroo

Granted, but I will now start biting you.
*bites Alex*

I wish I had sulfuric acid with me now

Granted but you drink it

I wish person below doesn't corrupt my wish

granted. I won't corrupt it... I will destroy it. jkjk. you get it.

I wish all my hio hw will magically disappear and I will get all the spells and potions in my trunk automatically