~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted, but it's still useless to do that cuz you don't get any points for that sadly...

I wish my laptop hadn't gotten switched off when I was halfway through finishing my RP *throws away laptop*

Granted, but instead your laptop gets a virus during the span of finishing your rp, rendering it unusable for future writing!

I wish to have a cat.

Granted, but it scratches you whenever it sees you (sorry...)

I wish I could stay awake forever.

Granted, but you're now sleep deprived and cranky.

I wish I could be everyone's friend

you are!
granted! but you become a people pleaser and stop caring about yourself sorry

I wish I can be reincarnated into the start of MHA at the same age as the main character with a powerful ability and memory of everything that's going to happen.

granted, but you're a villain and your ability has been stolen by AFO

I wish to be good at school this year

Granted, but you will get increasingly worse every year after this year.

I wish I was immune to fire

granted! but you will be highly not-immune to coldness, so basically anything below room temperature, you start to get very uncomfortable sorryyy

I wish I can memorize every detail of a book just by putting my hand on it. I can choose whether or not to keep that information

Granted, but you don't remember anything like friends and even details about yourself except the contents of the book.

I wish I could make people laugh.

You already make me laugh. A lot.
Granted, but everyone will steal the credit for your jokes.

I wish I could hold my breath for as long as I want.