Bad Advice

Watch a Barbie movie!

I've been told that my editing skills are bad. How do I edit better?

Threaten somebody to edit your stuff or else...

My brother is being a jerk. Mom doesn't believe me.

Stab yourself and tell your mother that he did it.

I need to improve my English skill

pretend that you are a russian exchange student and have to learn english, when really you know how to speak it

i want to get my two friends together, how do i do it ?

Do something bad to one friend, and blame it on the other friend.

I'm horrible and saving money. How do I learn to save?

don’t save! just get a credit card and forget that you have to pay it back after.

how do i learn to fall asleep quick?

You don't need sleep, so don't worry about it.

I keep forgetting to do my homework.

Just forget to go to school, then you won't have any homework!

I'm not packed for camp, help!

Just go there and steal another campers stuff.

My sister keeps using my hairbrush.

Cut her hair, then she won't have hair to brush!

I have a geometry final that I really dont want to take