Bad Advice

Have you tried cutting your dog's tongue?

I want to eat durians but my family dislikes it because it smells

Eat it in your room, away from your family.

I got my cell phone wet, what do I do?

You give it a bath to make it feel better about itself.

I want to dye my hair, but my family won't let me.

Borrow paint from somewhere and then paints on your hair. Your parents can't stop you duh

I want to read something but I'm too picky at choosing books to read...

Go into a library's card catalog and play eeny-meeny-miny-mo.

My mom keeps complaining about my room being messy. What should I do?

Ruin your mother's room. She can't complain since you guys are alike now!

I need sleep but I have a lot of things to do.

Just sleep, those things can wait. You will feel better after a good nights sleep or a long nap.

My boss called and asked if I could come in on my day off. What should I do? I really want to stay home and watch Netflix.

SOB I want to give you a good advice <-<

Jump in front of a car and then give him a call saying that you are injured so you can't visit smh

I need to write a lot of replies but I'm lazy.

Get a ghost to possess you so that they do all the work!

I want to tell my friend that they're hurting my feelings, how should I do it?

Not really hard bro. Use a knife and stab them, hard! And then tell them that this is how you feel when they hurt your feeling smh

I want to be braver to be able to watch horror movie....